What Is That Strange Building? A Tower of Babel? A Wood Screw? A Poop Emoji?

Credit: Fredrick Kunkle/NBBJ/Amazon) by way of The Washington Post.

by James A. Bacon

Amazon has unveiled the design for one of the buildings on its East Coast headquarters campus in Arlington: a 350-foot-tall structure modeled on a double helix. With trees.

Architectural firm NBBJ says it aspires to reflect nature’s fondness for the helix in structures from DNA to the Milky Way Galaxy. But the design reminds some commentators, observes The Washington Post, of Pieter Bruegel’s “The Tower of Babel” painting…  or the poop emoji. To me, it resembles a giant wood screw.

“Tower of Babel”

Personally, I’m not a big fan of starchitecture — architectural statements by famous architects that make a name… for the architects. I prefer neo-classicism, but tolerate some experimentation…. if it meets other criteria. It is critical, in my mind, that signature buildings like Amazon’s do one thing and not do another: They should facilitate a vibrant street life, connectivity and walkability, and they should not clash excessively in scale or form with other buildings in the neighborhood.

Poop emoji

It appears that NBBJ’s design team did pay attention to the first desiderata. Writes the Post:

Company officials said they want the corporate complex to blend with the neighborhood, offering features such as a community center, an amphitheater, a dog run, new bicycle lanes and 2.5 acres of green space that would be open to anyone. The Helix would include an artists-in-residence program and on occasional weekends would open its doors to the public.

“This isn’t just about work. It’s about how you interact with your community,” architect Dale Alberda, a principal of NBBJ, said during a news briefing.

As for the architectural-harmony-with-surrounding-buildings criteria, the rendering says it all. I don’t see it “blending” with anything in the area. On the other hand, one could argue that the bland, boxy, beltway-bandit buildings in the neighborhood  hardly create an ambience worth preserving.

Finally, there are the nay-sayers who criticize Amazon for driving up the price of real estate, making housing unaffordable and contributing to homelessness. Perhaps, for them, the screw is the best analogy.

Update: I have corrected the lead, in which I erred in stating that the helix building will be Amazon’s East Coast headquarters building. The helix building is but one of several on the campus.


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53 responses to “What Is That Strange Building? A Tower of Babel? A Wood Screw? A Poop Emoji?”

  1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
    Nancy_Naive

    Starchitecure circa 1700…
    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1083/2654/products/5380_large.jpg
    Architecture to a Republican circa 2000… yep, 300 years retarded. That’s about right.

  2. Steve Haner Avatar
    Steve Haner

    Hey, I like it. Most American business architecture is incredibly boring. I loved this one in Rouen:

    https://www.baconsrebellion.com/app/uploads/2021/02/4-Rouen-Solar.jpg

    1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      What I remember of this one was a HUGE Jackson Pollock in the lobby.
      https://www.connexionfrance.com/var/connexion/storage/images/_aliases/social_network_image/media/images/unesco-from-the-sky/802669-1-eng-GB/Unesco-from-the-sky.jpg

      When they move, maybe Mercedes could buy it and complete the circle.

    2. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      Ooooh, waterfront. In Hampton, that would make a fine parking garage.

  3. Steve Haner Avatar
    Steve Haner

    Hey, I like it. Most American business architecture is incredibly boring. I loved this one in Rouen:

    https://www.baconsrebellion.com/app/uploads/2021/02/4-Rouen-Solar.jpg

    1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      Ooooh, waterfront. In Hampton, that would make a fine parking garage.

    2. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      What I remember of this one was a HUGE Jackson Pollock in the lobby.
      https://www.connexionfrance.com/var/connexion/storage/images/_aliases/social_network_image/media/images/unesco-from-the-sky/802669-1-eng-GB/Unesco-from-the-sky.jpg

      When they move, maybe Mercedes could buy it and complete the circle.

  4. LarrytheG Avatar

    I dunno. If it starts a trend ,can you see this spread throughout NoVa and then to Richmond?

    The new FBI or GSA building will look like this? 😉

    Maybe this is why Bezos is leaving?

  5. LarrytheG Avatar

    I dunno. If it starts a trend ,can you see this spread throughout NoVa and then to Richmond?

    The new FBI or GSA building will look like this? 😉

    Maybe this is why Bezos is leaving?

  6. James Wyatt Whitehead V Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead V
    1. Steve Haner Avatar
      Steve Haner

      I assume the pinnacle of the Amazon Ziggurat, the floor closest to Heaven, the altar for the human sacrifice, would be occupied by Bezos….except now maybe not.

      1. Pinnacle is nice, but I would have gone with “zenith” for its alliterative effect…

        😉

  7. James Wyatt Whitehead V Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead V
    1. Steve Haner Avatar
      Steve Haner

      I assume the pinnacle of the Amazon Ziggurat, the floor closest to Heaven, the altar for the human sacrifice, would be occupied by Bezos….except now maybe not.

      1. Pinnacle is nice, but I would have gone with “zenith” for its alliterative effect…

        😉

  8. Nancy_Naive Avatar
    Nancy_Naive

    “Personally, I’m not a big fan of starchitecture — architectural statements by famous architects that make a name… ”

    So basically, 4-up, 4-down, colonial or Dutch? No, no. Federal!

    I remember how the city of San Francisco freaked out about the TransAmerica building. You’d have thought they were burning their eyes with a poker.

    Now?

  9. Nancy_Naive Avatar
    Nancy_Naive

    “Personally, I’m not a big fan of starchitecture — architectural statements by famous architects that make a name… ”

    So basically, 4-up, 4-down, colonial or Dutch? No, no. Federal!

    I remember how the city of San Francisco freaked out about the TransAmerica building. You’d have thought they were burning their eyes with a poker.

    Now?

  10. djrippert Avatar

    I wonder how politicians like Alexandria Occasional-Cortex feel about their opposition to Amazon building another East Coast headquarters in Long Island City. The incompetence of liberal politicians can be mind boggling at times. Now, New York City is in a depression with companies and people leaving in droves. Damn – I bet it would have been nice to see Amazon describing how they intend to add office space and good jobs in Long Island City. Or, just use the office space that has been abandoned.

    Of course, if worst comes to worst, the Biden Administration will be only too happy to tax Virginians to subsidize a bailout of the idiots in New York City who threw away a part of their future to oppose Amazon.

    Ain’t socialism grand?

  11. djrippert Avatar

    I wonder how politicians like Alexandria Occasional-Cortex feel about their opposition to Amazon building another East Coast headquarters in Long Island City. The incompetence of liberal politicians can be mind boggling at times. Now, New York City is in a depression with companies and people leaving in droves. Damn – I bet it would have been nice to see Amazon describing how they intend to add office space and good jobs in Long Island City. Or, just use the office space that has been abandoned.

    Of course, if worst comes to worst, the Biden Administration will be only too happy to tax Virginians to subsidize a bailout of the idiots in New York City who threw away a part of their future to oppose Amazon.

    Ain’t socialism grand?

  12. djrippert Avatar

    That part of Arlington is an architectural wasteland. I worked there for years. The Americana Hotel? Spare me. Anything new in Crystal City should be welcomed. Think of the Gherkin Building in London. everybody hated it until they didn’t.

    Good for Amazon.

    1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      Ah Crystal City. Fond memories. Staying at a hotel near JP-5 when it snowed 3 feet that night. Shut down everything. Next morning trudged all the way to NC-1 hip-deep in places.

      When I arrived, soaking wet and damned near frozen, the department secretary said, “Why didn’t you use the underground?”

      “Underground?”

  13. djrippert Avatar

    That part of Arlington is an architectural wasteland. I worked there for years. The Americana Hotel? Spare me. Anything new in Crystal City should be welcomed. Think of the Gherkin Building in London. everybody hated it until they didn’t.

    Good for Amazon.

    1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
      Nancy_Naive

      Ah Crystal City. Fond memories. Staying at a hotel near JP-5 when it snowed 3 feet that night. Shut down everything. Next morning trudged all the way to NC-1 hip-deep in places.

      When I arrived, soaking wet and damned near frozen, the department secretary said, “Why didn’t you use the underground?”

      “Underground?”

  14. Nancy_Naive Avatar
    Nancy_Naive

    Starchitecure circa 1700…
    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1083/2654/products/5380_large.jpg
    Architecture to a Republican circa 2000… yep, 300 years retarded. That’s about right.

  15. I’m probably not going too far out on a limb by predicting lots and lots of roof and window leaks in that building’s future – say, 10 years out.

    1. idiocracy Avatar

      The more complex it is to build, the more likely that it won’t be built right.

      1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
        Nancy_Naive

        Sadly, simplicity is no assurance it will be either.

        1. idiocracy Avatar

          Some people could mess up the toppings on a Costco pizza.

      2. Even if built as specified, complex curves on walls, windows and rooflines often lead to tiny gaps and spaces where water/moisture can make it to, and collect in, the wrong side of things.

        Several of Frank Lloyd Wright’s houses, including “Falling Water”, have had leak issues since the day they were built. And the leaks are not due to falling water (even at Falling Water) – they “spring up” because of how difficult it is to effectively seal joints at complex intersections of rooflines and walls. The more complex the intersections, the harder it is to get an effective seal.

        1. idiocracy Avatar

          That’s probably why bay windows are notorious for leaking. They don’t seem to be as popular in new houses as they once were, maybe for that reason.

        2. Nancy_Naive Avatar
          Nancy_Naive

          My father-in-law worked for FLW on more than one office building. FL had no respect for the difficulty of fitting glass into structures. He was a pain in the arse. (Funny, that’s what I was thinking too)

          Although not a FLW project, his favorite job was refitting the windows on the Hancock bldg, “Falling Glass”.

      3. “If the roof doesn’t leak, the architect hasn’t been creative enough.”

        Philip Cortelyou Johnson, Architect

  16. I’m probably not going too far out on a limb by predicting lots and lots of roof and window leaks in that building’s future – say, 10 years out.

    1. idiocracy Avatar

      The more complex it is to build, the more likely that it won’t be built right.

      1. Nancy_Naive Avatar
        Nancy_Naive

        Sadly, simplicity is no assurance it will be either.

        1. idiocracy Avatar

          Some people could mess up the toppings on a Costco pizza.

      2. Even if built as specified, complex curves on walls, windows and rooflines often lead to tiny gaps and spaces where water/moisture can make it to, and collect in, the wrong side of things.

        Several of Frank Lloyd Wright’s houses, including “Falling Water”, have had leak issues since the day they were built. And the leaks are not due to falling water (even at Falling Water) – they “spring up” because of how difficult it is to effectively seal joints at complex intersections of rooflines and walls. The more complex the intersections, the harder it is to get an effective seal.

        1. idiocracy Avatar

          That’s probably why bay windows are notorious for leaking. They don’t seem to be as popular in new houses as they once were, maybe for that reason.

        2. Nancy_Naive Avatar
          Nancy_Naive

          My father-in-law worked for FLW on more than one office building. FL had no respect for the difficulty of fitting glass into structures. He was a pain in the arse. (Funny, that’s what I was thinking too)

          Although not a FLW project, his favorite job was refitting the windows on the Hancock bldg, “Falling Glass”.

      3. “If the roof doesn’t leak, the architect hasn’t been creative enough.”

        Philip Cortelyou Johnson, Architect

  17. LarrytheG Avatar

    unless it is a standard construction building with a fascade – a lot of the parts are going to be one-of-a-kind.

    But heckfire, as much money as Amazon is making they can afford it – er their customers can afford it.

    😉

    Something that Amazon is doing may well cause disruptions of delivery services UPS/Fed Ex as well as USPS.

    https://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/img/bMs-dEjyo7i01q5hvUtGqZxgZyE=/940×0/2019/09/13/efaffc42-8302-4b28-8f9e-8f70d914bd2b/gettyimages-626306898.jpg

  18. LarrytheG Avatar

    unless it is a standard construction building with a fascade – a lot of the parts are going to be one-of-a-kind.

    But heckfire, as much money as Amazon is making they can afford it – er their customers can afford it.

    😉

    Something that Amazon is doing may well cause disruptions of delivery services UPS/Fed Ex as well as USPS.

    https://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/img/bMs-dEjyo7i01q5hvUtGqZxgZyE=/940×0/2019/09/13/efaffc42-8302-4b28-8f9e-8f70d914bd2b/gettyimages-626306898.jpg

  19. Peter Galuszka Avatar
    Peter Galuszka

    Brutalism is the way to go. Think old WaPo building or FBI. Need filing cabinets. Deep State is the way to go. It says DC! And toss in some Roman fountains

  20. Peter Galuszka Avatar
    Peter Galuszka

    Brutalism is the way to go. Think old WaPo building or FBI. Need filing cabinets. Deep State is the way to go. It says DC! And toss in some Roman fountains

  21. Charchar Avatar

    The Arlington Amazon building looks like a Dairy Queen with a

    Curl on top!

  22. Peter Galuszka Avatar
    Peter Galuszka

    Plus French styled round a-bouts. I regret my error.:

  23. Peter Galuszka Avatar
    Peter Galuszka

    Plus French styled round a-bouts. I regret my error.:

  24. The Arlington Amazon building looks like a Dairy Queen with a

    Curl on top!

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