The Subversive Power of Doughnuts

Clever Republicans have found a new tool for destroying our schools.

by Steve Haner

Let me get this straight. An elected member of the General Assembly comes to school buildings to give doughnuts to teachers in honor of Teacher Appreciation Week and the leftist Democrat agitators of the teachers’ union are “triggered”? They whine about her generosity to the gutless school management, which then caves to the weak-minded and bans any future acts of kindness?

In Virginia?

Apparently true, and get this, it wasn’t Fox News telling the story, but Virginia’s new media outlet of record, the lefty online Virginia Mercury. Graham Moomaw reported it, in a fairly straight article yesterday. I waited for someone else to post and comment here, but then recalled our namesake host (this is his kind of story) is otherwise engaged. I won’t mention where but be jealous.

Del. Amanda Batten

Amanda Batten, who worked in the Capitol as a legislative aide before winning the seat when her boss retired, is just nice. I’ve known her for years.  She’s nice. She brought a pile of doughnut boxes to schools in her district, yes with her name on the boxes, and yes, she used campaign dollars to pay for them. Plenty of legislators across the state have made small charitable donations out of those accounts, and that should be allowed. Yes, it is partly a name ID gimmick. So what?

That of course became a focus for Virginia Mercury, what reporters call the hook, the campaign dollar issue. It has to keep up its lefty, Pecksniffian credentials. But the real story is that licensed, educated, professional teachers, presumably adults, actually went into spasms of fear and loathing because a (gasp) Republican legislator entered the building and provided a treat. That is what “triggered” means, right? Perhaps her being a parent made it worse?

From Moomaw’s story:

The pushback, which included the local teachers’ union taking aim at Batten’s voting record, was so strong school officials told Batten similar doughnut drop offs would be declined in the future due to their “political nature.”

In an official statement on the matter, the Williamsburg-James City County Education Association, which represents local teachers, took aim at Batten’s record of voting for more alternatives to traditional public schools and against collective bargaining rights for teachers.

Alynn Parham, the president of the local teachers union, said Batten’s visits sparked an email from an anonymous group of teachers who “addressed concerns about Batten’s presence in the school district.”

“The union felt that we needed to also make a response recognizing that her presence triggered some members and employees,” Parham said.

These are sad, pathetic people. The schools are almost beyond hope thanks to them. I’m proud to be the husband of a spectacular teacher, proud that I, my wife and kids with all our state school degrees account for something like 60 years of direct affiliation with Virginia’s public schools and colleges. Add in my wife’s teaching time and it is probably almost a century. My mother, grandmother and an uncle and aunt were Virginia public school teachers, and a grandfather taught in Michigan.

These silly partisan shenanigans are destroying public confidence in the schools.  And they should.


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77 responses to “The Subversive Power of Doughnuts”

  1. WayneS Avatar

    How can an email be anonymous?

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Open a Yahoo account under an assumed name from a public library machine, Voila!

    2. Matt Adams Avatar
      Matt Adams

      Burner e-mail accounts are a dime a dozen. You require a unique one for Disqus and plenty of people have more than one account.

    3. Lefty665 Avatar
      Lefty665

      Well, you know, it’s not like there’s meta data like source, servers, paths or anything attached to emails. They just miraculously show up virgin in our in boxes unbidden.

    4. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Open a Yahoo account under an assumed name from a public library machine, Voila!

      1. WayneS Avatar

        Do you think the anonymous teachers did that?

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Burning minds ask curious questions. Wait, that’s not quite right.

          Back in the early 90s, the US Navy gave me a temporary account and email. I immediately opened two Hotmail accounts using the temporary email under assumed names. I saw the value of having a “burner phone” long before the burner phone was created.

          They have served me well.

          1. Lefty665 Avatar
            Lefty665

            But surely “Nancy” you know better than to believe they have made you anon to anyone who really wants to know? Best wishes “Lefty”:)

          2. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            Oh, not for maybe 15+ years. It worked the one time it needed to. I’m just guessing. Yahoo! didn’t list all the names on the subpoena.

          3. Lefty665 Avatar
            Lefty665

            Odds are the boys and girls over at Meade knew, even if they didn’t tell:)

  2. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead

    I miss the days when “Trigger” was a reference to a cool cowboy’s horse.
    http://www.petcaretips.net/royvid.gif

    1. WayneS Avatar

      Amen to that.

  3. No doughnuts, no math, no grammar, no history, no PE [or recess on the blacktop] ……. but lots of education about all kinds of sex acts! PROUD TO BE UNION

  4. walter smith Avatar
    walter smith

    The public schools are a disaster, and there is no chance of repair so long as the teachers “association” owns the Dems.
    The “good” public schools are not worth the money, and the VEA and the national Dept of Ed are pernicious influences.
    We need more than charter schools – even that comes with strings. Home schools and home school co-ops and church based schools will continue to grow and the public school output will get worse until there is real competition and freedom to do what works. I think the ultimate best outcome would be for the money to follow the child and the parents choose where to spend it. Good luck with that…

  5. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Here. This is really important…
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/really-happened-man-parallel-universe-170032502.html

    Look at the photo of the guy in the article and then google D. B. Cooper. Time travel explains a lot.

    1. Lefty665 Avatar
      Lefty665

      I was there when Coop jumped out of the plane. He shared the loot and we rode off into the sunset to Taured together.:)

      1. DJRippert Avatar
        DJRippert

        I thought it was Pancho and Lefty, not Coop and Lefty.

        1. Lefty665 Avatar
          Lefty665

          Life out on the road my friend
          Was supposed to keep us free and clean
          Now you wear your skin like iron
          Your breath’s as hard as kerosene

          Weren’t your Momma’s only boy
          But her favorite one it seems
          She began to cry when you said goodbye
          And sank into your dreams

          Pancho was a bandit boy
          Had a horse fast as polished steel
          Wore his gun outside his pants
          For all the honest world to feel…

          1. WayneS Avatar

            Townes Van Zandt wrote some pretty cool songs.

    2. Lefty665 Avatar
      Lefty665

      I was there when Coop jumped out of the plane. He shared the loot and we rode off into the sunset to Taured together.:)

  6. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Could’ve passed out pay raises. That’d show appreciation.

  7. VaNavVet Avatar
    VaNavVet

    So now teachers who express concern about an admittedly partisan campaign action are sad and pathetic people. It is so very easy to call others names!

    1. Stephen Haner Avatar
      Stephen Haner

      It was a simple act of kindness. She didn’t stand there handing them out at the door and ask for votes. It was a box in the lounge anybody could access. Anybody who was “triggered” is too mentally ill to have a driving license, let alone a teaching license. Mentally ill.

      Perhaps I should explain that food showing up from outside during Teacher Appreciation Week is common, including food that can “trigger” some bad health effects. 🙂 A box of doughnuts would trigger my regret that I would have to decline (or more likely regret that I didn’t.)

      1. VaNavVet Avatar
        VaNavVet

        You don’t even know what “triggered” meant in this instance or that it really happened. Perhaps it was nothing more than a poor choice of words. Why are you so quick to think that you are qualified to give a diagnosis of mental illness. Perhaps it is not a good idea to trivilize mental illness in this manner!

        1. WayneS Avatar

          I would have thought the president of a teachers’ unions would know how to choose their words.

          1. VaNavVet Avatar
            VaNavVet

            Nobody is perfect.

    2. Eric the half a troll Avatar
      Eric the half a troll

      And you know their concerns are nothing but “silly partisan shenanigans”…. smh…

      1. Stephen Haner Avatar
        Stephen Haner

        The alternative, that they really have a mental health crisis because she gave them a donut, seems worse to me….

        1. Eric the half a troll Avatar
          Eric the half a troll

          Saying they don’t want the teacher’s lounge to be subject to blatant political campaigning is hardly a mental health crisis…

          1. James C. Sherlock Avatar
            James C. Sherlock

            “they don’t want the teacher’s lounge to be subject to blatant political campaigning”

            So many ways to go with that statement. Fish in a barrel.

        2. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          What if it had been condoms? Can’t have people passing things out at schools. Why hell, could’ve been laced with fentanyl.

  8. Dick Hall-Sizemore Avatar
    Dick Hall-Sizemore

    I agree that the Democrats and the teacher’s union over-reacted with the “trigger” language. However, it was a political stunt, which shouldn’t be allowed on school grounds. As the school spokeswoman pointed out, school policy requires authorization “before any materials may be distributed or made available at the request of non-school organizations.” She should have paid for the doughnuts out of her own pocket. That would really been showing appreciation for teachers.

    1. WayneS Avatar

      Fair point.

    2. Stephen Haner Avatar
      Stephen Haner

      As someone who gives money regularly, I see no problem with campaign dollars being used for this purpose. Sure it generates goodwill. And nothing in the story indicates she didn’t stop by the school office first when making the delivery. I bet the response was, well how nice of you. I suspect this wasn’t the first time for her or plenty of other legislators doing something like that. $1600 is a lot of money to real people unlike us rich retirees spending VRS bucks. 🙂

      If they are going to refuse it, I want that to be uniformly applied. It better mean the union goons can’t be giving away anything to curry favor for their elections.

    3. LesGabriel Avatar
      LesGabriel

      I am confident that if she had paid for them personally, the complaint would have been that it should have been reported as an “in-kind” campaign contribution. All part of the advantage of being able to make and interpret the rules.

    4. Stephen Haner Avatar
      Stephen Haner

      As someone who gives money regularly, I see no problem with campaign dollars being used for this purpose. Sure it generates goodwill. And nothing in the story indicates she didn’t stop by the school office first when making the delivery. I bet the response was, well how nice of you. I suspect this wasn’t the first time for her or plenty of other legislators doing something like that. $1600 is a lot of money to real people unlike us rich retirees spending VRS bucks. 🙂

      If they are going to refuse it, I want that to be uniformly applied. It better mean the union bullies can’t be giving away anything to curry favor for their elections.

      Probably the main reason for posting this was to watch the Usual Suspects try to join in the outrage….over a box of donuts! Took the bait like fish, didn’t they?

      1. WayneS Avatar

        Also a fair point.

      2. Matt Adams Avatar
        Matt Adams

        “If they are going to refuse it, I want that to be uniformly applied. It better mean the union bullies can’t be giving away anything to curry favor for their elections.”

        Here, here.

        You and I both know that will never happen. In PA where teachers are collective bargained they told you who to vote for, the same occurred on the railroads.

        1. Stephen Haner Avatar
          Stephen Haner

          Without donuts, I bet…

          1. Matt Adams Avatar
            Matt Adams

            Without donuts and with the Union taking their money for “dues”.

      3. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        “ Probably the main reason for posting this was to watch the Usual Suspects try to join in the outrage…”

        Probably? You posted it. Don’t you know with certainty?

      4. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Why not take campaign contributions, convert them to $2 bills, go to the voting precincts on election day, and do what comes naturally with a $2 bill.

      5. James C. Sherlock Avatar
        James C. Sherlock

        Always do.

    5. Randy Huffman Avatar
      Randy Huffman

      Political stunt? I just call it politics, happens all the time on both sides. The political stunt was the teachers union reaction.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Politics. Political stunt. Take some time to think before you answer.

        What, exactly, is the difference?

        1. Randy Huffman Avatar
          Randy Huffman

          What is there to think about.

          Going to parades, showing up at non profit events and ribbon cutting ceremonies, stumping, bringing donuts to constituents or school teachers, arguing about spending or taxes, blaming one party or the other on our debt issues, that’s politics.

          Making a big deal about a politician bringing donuts to constituents or a politician showing up at a school, Democrats calling Trump a Russia operative, Trump calling the election stolen, those are political stunts.

          1. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            Wrong Grasshopper.
            Politics is an abbreviation of Politic(al) S(tunts).

            Devil’s Dictionary entry…

            POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

          2. Randy Huffman Avatar
            Randy Huffman

            Never been called a grasshopper before, I think I like it! They eat well and I wish I had their legs for jumping….

          3. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            Ah. Younger than, oh, 40, I see.

          4. Tom B Avatar

            I always preferred Mark Twain’s definition:
            Poly = many
            Tics = blood sucking insects

  9. DJRippert Avatar
    DJRippert

    First things first – I think that handing out free doughnuts during Teachers Appreciation Week is a perfectly fine use of campaign funds. Since Del Batten has to stand for re-election every two years, she is constantly campaigning.

    Second – what kind of sniveling cowards are the teachers in these schools? They had to remain anonymous in saying that they didn’t want Del Batten’s doughnuts? What are they afraid of? Del Batten dragging them out to the school parking lot for an old timey thrashing?

    Third – If you don’t want the doughnuts, don’t eat the doughnuts. Why should some anonymous group of teachers be able to turn down a gift offered to all the teachers? The doughnuts “triggered” some employees? Those “triggered” snowflake employees ought to go find a safe space and huddle there until they get over the great doughnut scare.

    Finally – Even if a politician whose policies I absolutely detest (examples: Joe Biden, Tim Kaine, Steve Descano) wants to bring free doughnuts to my place of employment – I’ll happily take them. I might even engage that politician in some discussion of why I detest their policies.

    Hint: I like Boston Cream and blueberry doughnuts the most.

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      So, if you’re a politician then you can show up at a school and hand out things? How about just anyone? How about ammunition?

      I know what I’d hand out. Roast beef sandwiches.

    2. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      So, if you’re a politician then you can show up at a school and hand out things? How about just anyone? How about ammunition?

      I know what I’d hand out. Roast beef sandwiches.

      1. Tom B Avatar

        It wasn’t just anyone, and it wasn’t ammunition (for a gun – apparently it was ammunition for the character assassins of the left). Straw men aside, what’s your point? How does this compare to the ethics of the Biden crime family? That would be a good analysis to do.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          With a voting record on dismantling public education, she shows appreciation with a box o’donuts?

          1. James C. Sherlock Avatar
            James C. Sherlock

            Heck of a false charge.

            Please be specific of which of her votes were for “dismantling public education.” I missed the story.

          2. Tom B Avatar

            Or perhaps she feels, as do many, that the goal of actually educating the children is more important than maintaining a state monopoly on the education system. Especially when that monopoly has a 40-year + record of failure and declining performance. From that view, it looks like you and yours are the ones destroying the lives of millions of children.

          3. Tom B Avatar

            Using selective data to hide the failure doesn’t help the children whose lives you are ruining.

            Several years ago, Project Baltimore began an investigation of Baltimore’s school system. What they found was an utter disgrace.

            In 19 of Baltimore’s 39 high schools, out of 3,804 students, only 14
            of them, or less than 1 percent, were proficient in math. In 13 of
            Baltimore’s high schools, not a single student scored proficient in
            math. In five Baltimore City high schools, not a single student scored
            proficient in math or reading.

            Despite these academic deficiencies, about 70 percent of the students graduate and are conferred a high school diploma — a fraudulent high school diploma.

            The Detroit Public Schools Community District scored the lowest in
            the nation compared to 26 other urban districts for reading and
            mathematics at the fourth- and eighth-grade levels. A recent video
            captures some of this miseducation in Milwaukee high schools: In two
            city high schools, only one student tested proficient in math and none
            are proficient in English. Yet, the schools spent a full week learning
            about “systemic racism” and “Black Lives Matter activism.”

          4. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            That’s impressive. Of course, the private school, fully funded, trust fund babies around here will only claim that “it’s just gotten easier”.

            Given that life still interferes, and that relative cost to the individual has increased, that chart says a lot about the commitment of each year’s crop to attaining self improvement.

      2. WayneS Avatar

        I know what I’d hand out. Roast beef sandwiches.

        But that would trigger the vegans…

      3. WayneS Avatar

        I know what I’d hand out. Roast beef sandwiches.

        But that would trigger the vegans…

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Yeah, but do we care?

          1. WayneS Avatar

            No. No we do not.

      4. WayneS Avatar

        I know what I’d hand out. Roast beef sandwiches.

        But that would trigger the vegans…

      5. DJRippert Avatar
        DJRippert

        I never addressed whether the school should allow freebies. The entire school system should have a policy on that – which applies to all “would be donors” of anything. If the local Chevy dealer wants o give teachers pens with their dealership name on the pens – that should either be allowed or not.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Hey! If it weren’t for the pencils and pens to augment my salary…

  10. WayneS Avatar

    Maybe she should try for the police officer vote…

  11. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Well, at least it wasn’t on the one-year anniversary of Uvalde…

    1. Tom B Avatar

      “Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?”
      Joseph Welch, Special counsel for the U.S. Army, to Senator Joseph McCarthy

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Oh, that was tame. I really can do worse.

        1. Tom B Avatar

          Of that, I have no doubt.

  12. Tom B Avatar

    Apparently, the educators in the New Kent County school district either didn’t share the deep outrage of their brethren and cistern in W-JC, or just decided to eat the evidence and get on with life. (Shouldn’t we be questioning their silence?)
    Note to Del Batten: Next time, introduce a bill that transfers $ millions to the school union as a teacher improvement package, have a celebration presser with the union reps, provide donuts from your legislative funds and pay your kids $10,000 as a consulting fee (from campaign funds) to deliver the pastries. Then you’re a hero. Democraps can’t handle a simple thank you.

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