The Real Reason Why Amazon Is the Future

I’ve finally figured out what people can do when robots and AI wipe out half the occupations in the economy — they can get jobs fixing all the #$*& that doesn’t work!

The last couple of months have been a succession of extraordinarily frustrating experiences in the Bacon family — from trying to find tradesmen to complete a gutter job at my mother’s house that the original contractor left unfinished for three months… to badgering our home-warranty company to get our broken microwave repaired, and, after waiting two months for useless parts from China to arrive, to get it replaced… to calling back Comcast technicians three times to get our Internet-cable-telephone service to function properly… to complaining about a two-week-old Microsoft Surface Go tablet whose network adapter stopped working. It’s just astonishing.

If other people are having the same kinds of experiences, our consumer economy is going straight down the toilet no matter what the GDP figures say. I’ll wager that the lost productivity of 340 million Americans navigating phone trees and waiting on hold is a bigger drag on the economy than climate change, hurricanes, cyber sabotage, and telephone marketers rolled into one!

I’ll spare you the gory details but I’m spending more time than ever before dealing with problems created by other peoples’ screw-ups and crappy products. I’m normally a fairly even-tempered guy but I’ve found myself hurling profanities at the wall on one more than one occasion. Other members of my family have been reduced to literal tears.

Some people believe that the progress of AI and robotics is rushing upon us so rapidly that it will obliterate half the jobs in the economy in the next 20 years. I’ll believe it when I see it. Sure, AI might be getting smarter, but everything is getting more complex — IT systems interacting with other systems, nested within yet other systems. Lines of code are multiplying exponentially, far faster than the ability of AI to keep up. Conflicts and failures crop up with increasing frequency. Who’s winning the race — AI or complexity? Right now, I’d say complexity is sprinting ahead of the pack like Usain Bolt.

While the systems are getting more complex, people aren’t getting any smarter. Indeed, given the quality of our educational system, I suspect people are getting stupider. Either that or more people are on drugs. And in a full-employment economy, even stupid, addle-minded people can get jobs. They are wreaking havoc on our lives!

Some people say that Amazon is taking over the world. I, for one, welcome my new corporate overlord. When I bought an inexpensive glare-free Kindle e-reader, the darn thing crashed about one week after the year-long warranty expired. I left a nasty comment on Amazon’s website. A week later, someone from Amazon contacted me and wound up sending me a free replacement.

I now see Amazon as the new model for the U.S. economy. Sure, its products fall apart just like everybody else’s, but its customer follow-up is amazing. Amazon hires people whose job is to clean up other peoples’ messes. The way things are heading, we’ll all be working for Amazon in twenty years.


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15 responses to “The Real Reason Why Amazon Is the Future”

  1. Lawrence Hincker Avatar
    Lawrence Hincker

    Jim,

    Here here…. I couldn’t agree more. I keep hearing about how our manufacturing jobs are being replaced with the “service economy.” So, where’s the service??? My TV cable has lain unburied in my yard for 18 years! No joke. I’m now on my third cable awaiting the fourth. Seems that it’s easier for Comcast to send out a technician to string a new cable every few years than find a crew to bury the darn thing.

    We were once without cable and internet for two months while visited eight times by crews or techs, who all wondered why the cable was never buried. As you say, you get results only by screaming, threatening, tweeting, or acting like a jerk. Niceness gets you nowhere. I only got the damnable thing fixed after I contacted a VP in Philadelphia. And yes, it’s was never buried.

    1. I keep hearing about how our manufacturing jobs are being replaced with the “service economy.” So, where’s the service???

      Great line! Wish I’d thought of it myself.

  2. smoretva Avatar

    “Some people believe that the progress of AI and robotics is rushing upon us so rapidly that it will obliterate half the jobs in the economy in the next 20 years. I’ll believe it when I see it. Sure, AI might be getting smarter, but everything is getting more complex — IT systems interacting with other systems, nested within yet other systems. Lines of code are multiplying exponentially, far faster than the ability of AI to keep up. Conflicts and failures crop up with increasing frequency. Who’s winning the race — AI or complexity? Right now, I’d say complexity is sprinting ahead like Usain Bolt.”

    A compelling and thought-provoking perspective. It also brings to mind something I’ve been pondering recently, which is what skills will be the most valuable (or at least highly valuable) in the future. I think the folks crafting AI solutions have a bright future ahead of them. My sense is that growing Virginia’s tech-talent pipeline (e.g., college grads in computer science and related fields) is one of the most important things we could do to support faster, high-wage employment growth in the Commonwealth.

    1. In other words, Virginia should master the AI before the AI masters us!

      1. smoretva Avatar

        “In other words, Virginia should master the AI before the AI masters us!” Exactly. And the sooner, the better.

        1. Reed Fawell 3rd Avatar
          Reed Fawell 3rd

          You’re both in good company. Henry Kissinger agrees.

          Henry agrees vehemently, to the point that he’s made mastering AI his “last show” in this world of the living.

  3. LarrytheG Avatar

    I feel your pain! I don’t care what century you are in – the immutable truth is “stuff breaks” whether it’s a buggy whip or a robot.

    I think what confounds us these days is that, actually, some things are much more reliable than they ever were before and other new things have become so important to us that when they fail – we want them fixed right away.

    Finally, we don’t like throwing things away and are dismayed that it can cost more to fix something than to replace it.

    Internet and cell phones are two things that have become so ubiqutous and so important that not having them are a real hardship to many.

  4. djrippert Avatar

    The only real advantage of getting old is being able to remember the past (usually). How many times have I seen the “super-company” that would remain unbeatable for the foreseeable future? In the 1970s it was IBM, in the 1980s it was Microsoft and Intel, in the 1990s it was General Electric, the first ten years of the 2000s was Wal-Mart’s day in the Sun. Their executives wrote books about management technique. Now, it’s Amazon. Eventually, all the high fliers trip and fall, chip their teeth then stagger to their feet bloodied and bruised. Some return to glory (like Microsoft). Others, not so much.

    I wonder if Jeff Bezos has taken the time to read Jack Welch’s books yet.

    1. Totally agree. I’m old enough to remember when people thought that Microsoft was unassailable. Now it’s Google and Amazon. Their time, too, will come — unless Amazon takes over the entire earth first!

  5. djrippert Avatar

    Starting as a first year man at UVA feeding punched cards into a CDC Cyber 172’s card reader I’ve spent the last 40 years working in the technology sector. I’ve managed R&D operations in Palo Alto, San Jose, Chicago, RTP, France, India, etc.

    Virginia is wholly unprepared for any major advances in technology.

    Virginia’s technological zenith was somewhere around 1999 based on Northern Virginia businessmen seizing the opportunity to create MAE East in 1992 …

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAE-East

    The networking and e-commerce boom of the last 1990s was fueled by smart businesspeople and forward looking localities like Loudoun County. As far as I could see, it had nothing whatsoever to do with the state government. In fact, I’d argue that the success we enjoyed happened in spite of our state government. Despite decades of time our state government has been unable to follow the proven pattern of building a top tier technology university in an urban location. During that time the University of Maryland has vastly improved its standing as a computer science institution at its main College Park campus (in suburban Washington). Despite being intertwined with the US Federal Government (in Northern Virginia) and the military-industrial complex (in Hampton Roads) Virginia has never been able to effectively leverage these advantages. Instead, windfalls like the Tobacco Indemnification Fund have been stolen by the state’s administrators or squandered on hopeless “dribs and drabs” projects in rural Virginia designed to buy votes for Republicans rather than build the economic base of the Commonwealth.

    Quick … name the Virginia Secretary of Technology (no search engines, please). There isn’t one. Not really. Ralph “Wrong Way” Northam absorbed the VITA and VCIT into the Secretary of Commerce and Trade earlier this year. Technology is no longer a cabinet level position. I mean … how important could technology possibly be?

    Does those actions sound like the workings of a state that will be ready for AI, cloud, blockchain, robotics, robotic process automation, quantum computing, next generation cybersecurity or pretty much anything else?

  6. TooManyTaxes Avatar
    TooManyTaxes

    NoVA is full of rent-seekers and risk avoiders. Many of the former are land investors and developers. Most of the rest are government contractors and companies that work the other side of the River, both the Hill and government agencies.

    Chambers of commerce are making massive efforts to persuade the Powers that Be to build a bridge across the Potomac that goes into the Montgomery agricultural reserve, even though only 7-8% of all vehicles from VA crossing the American Legion Bridge head up 270. And every Maryland elected official has opposed the project for decades. How does this relate to a high tech, AI future?

    Much lobbying for legislation and regulation is designed to hobble competitors, protect market share and existing revenue streams. Again chambers of commerce are heavily geared to ensuring a large supply of unskilled labor and the ability to pass the social costs to taxpayers. How much money do we spend in public schools educating children whose parents are here illegally and are often illiterate, despite strong work ethics? How much of this money could have been spent bringing the rest of kids to higher knowledge and stronger skills in disciplines needed in the 21st Century and beyond?

    1. djrippert Avatar

      No argument from me. Virginia is wildly corrupt. Structurally corrupt. You can’t look at how business is done at both the local and state level and see anything other than systematic corruption.

      My only hope is that the RPV finally gets so desperate that they adopt a “Clean Up Virginia” platform, swear off Dominion, Altria and Omega Protein donations and campaign against Virginia’s legalized forms of graft.

      I’ve always thought that if any organization could make enough noise about what really happens in Virginia that organization could sway a large number of voters to vote for broad based reform. The only organizations powerful enough to do that are the Democratic and Republican parties and the only one of those two desperate enough to try is the RPV.

    2. Reed Fawell 3rd Avatar
      Reed Fawell 3rd

      Good Summary – I have long thought that Virginia blew it on that third bridge west of American Legion, given their nasty treatment of Md post 1985.

      But also more recently, I have suspected that if Virginia was ever to break that ill-will and implacable resistance it created in Md. over the issue, that the time was likely now with Amazon pushing the bridge and a pro-business independent Md. Gov. in Annapolis.

      We will see what happens. Though, I would still bet against it. Md has good reasons still to watch No. Virginia stew in its own toxic juices that it ginned up for itself. And surely under normal circumstances Md on balance is far better off without another bridge into Northern Va. at that location.

  7. TooManyTaxes Avatar
    TooManyTaxes

    There is no effort to advance the public interest (something about which reasonable people can disagree) because some existing group likes its status quo. No charter schools in Fairfax County. FCPS staff doesn’t like anything it cannot fully control.

    Last month I went to a meeting at Ron Brown High School in D.C. Geared to motivate and educate minority males to take and master college prep courses. Impressive – yes. Perfect – no.

    At some time and place, we need to devote fewer resources towards students than are not interested in learning and more towards those who want to learn and succeed, whether it is traditional academics/college prep or vocational and technical training.

    1. djrippert Avatar

      “Desperation is sometimes as powerful an inspirer as genius.” Benjamin Disraeli

      The Republicans in Virginia are doomed. They’ll lose both houses in 2019 and will get further shellacked in 2021 when the heavily gerrymandered (by the Dems) political districts are implemented. Their starting team is weak and their bench is non-existent. Corey Stewart vs Tim Kaine?

      But are the Republicans desperate enough to become inspired?

      Virginia is a corrupt disaster of a state where the graft is legal. Everybody suspects this but few voters really understand the details. Can the Republicans get desperate enough to make “Clean up Virginia” their rallying cry? If so, they have a chance. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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