By Peter Galuszka

Virginia’s zany attorney general wants to create his own armed, flying squad of crime-busters.

In what could be a 21st century version of “Dragnet,” Kenneth Cuccinelli wants to create his own police force. He wants to arm 40 of the 83 members of his Medicaid fraud investigative arm. They’d have badges, too. Cuccinelli plans on designing them himself, according to the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

The bizarre plan has the Virginia law enforcement community up in arms, so to speak. Ken Stolle, a legislator who is now Virginia Beach sheriff, and Wayne Huggins, head of the Virginia State Police Association and former  superintendent of the state police, believe that Cuccinelli’s police force could easily stray from fraud into political probes.

And it’s not as if Medicaid fraud has no watchdog. The attorney general’s office has had an investigative unit just for Medicaid for 25 years and the State Police could help with probes and easily handle any gun play, should the situation arise.

What makes the idea even stranger is that Medicaid fraud usually involves wayward doctors or nursing home administrators, in other words, people not likely to pack Uzis in their closets.

Cuccinelli says that his pistol-toting cops would only involve themselves in fraud cases but, of course, would be on the lookout for other wrongdoing.

And, true to his conservative colors, Cuccinelli insists that the plan won’t cost Virginia taxpayers a dime. It could be funded from the $100 million the state is getting from a 2008 settlement in which drug-maker Purdue Pharma LP paid $634 million to states and the District of Columbia for misleading the public about the dangers of OxyContin, a drug it makes.

“The Cooch’s” latest goofy idea might be funny if it weren’t for the tsunami of social conservatism crashed through Richmond. The newly GOP-controlled General Assembly has been on a tear freeing up pistol purchases, requiring pregnant women to have ultrasound exams before an abortion, and  considering ordering drug tests on public housing occupants. This ill-advised storm is going to make Virginia once again look ridiculous nationally. One wonders whatever happened to Governor Bob McDonnell’s meticulous efforts to transform his image from social conservative to a moderate — something he’d better get moving if he wants to be a credible vice presidential candidate.

As for the Cooch, giving him his own armed flying squad would be madness. Imagine what would happen to the Old Dominion if he were to be governor? Germany in the early 1930s?


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6 responses to “The Cooch’s Personal Cops?”

  1. You ain’t seen nothing, yet.

    The new FAA transportation bill contains a proviso that the FAA must open the airspace to unamanned aerial vehicles within four years. I frankly doubt the technoolgy is ready for that, and some phasing in must be done. The chance of a passenger aircraft ingesting a drone is too unthinkable.

    But, sooner or later it will happen, and creeps like Cuccinelli will want to have one watching your every move, as if cameras were not ubiquitous enough now.

    The technology for locating vehicles, and keeping vehicles apart in the air is actually pretty easy, and once that is mastered, the next move will be to make it adapable to ground vehicles. Just punch in your destination, and lean back for a nap. This will bring a whole new dimension to long distance commuting.

  2. DJRippert Avatar

    “And, true to his conservative colors, Cuccinelli insists that the plan won’t cost Virginia taxpayers a dime. It could be funded from the $100 million the state is getting from a 2008 settlement in which drug-maker Purdue Pharma LP paid $634 million to states and the District of Columbia for misleading the public about the dangers of OxyContin, a drug it makes.”.

    Even by Richmond standards, that sounds like half assed thinking.

    If I am walking down the street and find a $20 bill on the ground, I might put it in my pocket. Having that “found money” in my pocket does not make the hamburgers free at the next McDonald’s I pass.

    Does Virginia need to outfit Cuccinelli’s F Troop with guns in order to get this money?

  3. let me guess….. Virginia’s F-troop will swoop down on UVA to take over the computer servers to squeeze out a dollop or two of GW ooze… or just grab the computers of suspicious professors to go through their hard drives to make sure there is not seditious hiding in them.

    giving the Cooch real police powers is a nightmare in the making…. Call it’s the Barney Fife Unit.

    next up for the SCOTUS will undoubtedly be a case asking…can the police hover a mini-helicopter (with camera) outside your window but not land on your property…. i.e. do you own the airspace over your property?

    I bet the Cooch knows the answer to that one.

  4. Hey Cooch, welfare moms don’t have any money. It’s all in the wallets of the big bankers you AGs are letting off the hook.

    Droooning our lives away.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4

  5. Andrea Epps Avatar
    Andrea Epps

    Love the picture Peter.
    I have really tried to be objective…(I said I tried) but this man is dangerous. Seriously. Dangerous.
    He’s just looking to realize his own one-world order.

  6. For once Andrea and I agree.

    Isn’t there something about separation of powers? Putting police powers and prosecution powers under the same hat sounds like a bad idea.

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