By Don RippertWarm up the bongs.

Adults in Virginia will be able to legally possess up to an ounce of marijuana for recreational use starting July 1. The bill originally passed by the General Assembly would have delayed that date until July 1, 2024. However, Governor Ralph Northam amended the bill and, after some haggling, the General Assembly accepted the amended bill. Unsurprisingly, the bill that ultimately passed got more than a little frayed in the back and forth between the General Assembly and the Governor.

Spontaneous generation. The biggest quirk of Virginia’s new marijuana law is that it will be legal to possess marijuana this summer but not legal to buy pot for another three years. So … where will the marijuana come from? The Virginia law envisions adults “gifting” each other up to an ounce of marijuana. So … where will the “gifted” marijuana come from? The law allows Virginians to grow up to four plants. So … where will the marijuana seeds come from? Isn’t buying seeds a form of buying marijuana? In reality, the law that passed has more than a little bit of “wink, wink, nudge, nudge” in it. Virginians will buy marijuana from whomever is selling it now in the Old Dominion. The transaction is illegal but as soon as you get a few steps away from the pusher man you’re in the clear. One can imagine the conversation between police and someone with a bag of marijuana. “Where did you get that marijuana?”  “I found it.”

Weights and measures. The other kink in the law is the dichotomy between legally possessing an ounce of marijuana and legally growing up to four plants. Four plants will yield a lot more than an ounce. In the interests of journalism I have researched this matter.

As it turns out the yield of a single marijuana plant depends on a number of factors. Indoors vs. outdoors? In soil or hydroponically? What strength grow lights? What strain of marijuana plant?

A single plant grown indoors by an experienced grower using a 1000-watt light will yield up to 1000 grams of cannabis. For those who are metric system challenged, that’s 35 ounces or 2.1 pounds. From one plant!

One problem for the hypothetical green-thumbed Virginia grower — the penalty for an adult possessing over a pound of marijuana in the new law is one to 10 years in prison along with a fine of up to $250,000. Even a plant killer could probably get more than four ounces per plant and thereby become a possible felon.

Banter. The Virginia Mercury reported on some of the back-and-forth on the four-plants-versus-an-ounce controversy. Sen. Bill Stanley, R-Franklin, asks, “Are we not creating a criminal act by growing one plant?” For the record, there is no truth that Sen. Stanley was seen sipping clear liquid from a Mason jar labeled “Franklin County’s Finest” as he made that comment. Just ask Tickle.

Also, according to the Virginia Mercury, “Sen. Adam Ebbin, D-Alexandria, said he didn’t have a good answer, but doubted many would-be cultivators would successfully grow more than an ounce.” Obviously, while Sen Ebbin represents Alexandria he didn’t grow up there.

The executive director of Virginia NORML opined that “the language limiting possession to one ounce applies only to amounts held on someone’s person or in public.” Unless, of course, you are Black, in which case you’ll be personally liable for any and all marijuana found in your neighborhood. Just ask the police chief from Windsor, Va.

Virginia’s ACLU leader said, “So, if you are growing in your home and complying with the provisions governing home grow, and you are not out in public, then I think the one-ounce limit doesn’t apply to what you have in your home.” Fascinating. But is it four plants at a time or four plants ever? Anyone replanting the plants and keeping the harvest at home could eventually build up quite a stash to “gift” to friends along with the annual Christmas cards.

Bottom line. I am personally glad that Northam sent the bill back to accelerate the date of legalization. The legislation has quite a few quirks but the days of busting people for possession a small amount of a dried plant in Virginia are over. I don’t understand the three-and-a-half years to get the dispensaries open. It took 20 months from referendum to legal sales in Nevada. Meanwhile, D.C.’s dispensaries are scheduled to open On Oct 1, 2022. Northam may want to make a play for some of Biden’s infrastructure loot to shore up the bridges going from D.C. to Virginia ahead of that date.


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38 responses to “Ralph Rescues Reefer”

  1. LarrytheG Avatar
    LarrytheG

    What a SHOCK! RACIST RALPHIE, Mr. Plantation Elite, is doing something that will lead to less jail time for folks who often are pulled over and searched for weed….

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      Racist Ralphie has been doing anything and everything to rehabilitate his public image since that yearbook photo came into public view. Has he really seen the error of his ways from the past? Probably. But he’s like a fat guy who went on a diet and lost a lot of weight. Everything becomes a question of food and nutrition. For Ralph, everything is a matter of race. He should have done what he did because sending adults to jail for possessing a dried plant is a great example of government overreach. Not because he needs to continue pandering for his racist past. However, in this case, the libertarian philosophy coincides with the need for Northam to make everything about race.

      I’ll take it!

      1. LarrytheG Avatar
        LarrytheG

        so what other racist deeds has he done in his life beyond the black face?

        Would Kirk Cox or Amada Chase done better than Racist Ralphie?

  2. Cannabis Cannibal Zombies coming to our state!!!!! it’s not your mom’s mary jane these days…..

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/miami-cannibal-case-no-bath-salts-street-drugs-found-system-marijuana-article-1.1103466

  3. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead

    I hate to tell you this Mr. DJ. Dope, cash, dealers, robbers, and guns will lead to events such as what happened last year in little ole Mayberry Warrenton, Virginia. Dope dealer dead. Mastermind of robbery and murder, life in prison. Associate in crime, 58 years. Shooting survivor. Blind for life. Ralphie’s ill conceived plan could result in more nonsense like this not less. This happened just two blocks from my house in a Norman Rockwell neighborhood.
    https://www.fauquiernow.com/fauquier_news/article/fauquier-mastermind-emily-race-gets-life-for-murder-2021

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      And, moonshiners never hurt no one?

      Now, where’s my lotus fruit?

      1. Matt Adams Avatar
        Matt Adams

        One is illegal because it’s not taxed, the other was made illegal because it was considered a controlled substance in 1970.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          And in 1920?

          1. Matt Adams Avatar
            Matt Adams

            Moonshine has been illegal since 1862 and the other was regulated starting in 37.

    2. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      Was there more alcohol-related violence during Prohibition or previous and after? I think you know the answer. The illegality of marijuana means that only criminals participate in the trade. Get enough criminals in proximity to one another and things go “bang”. When was the last person gunned down on the streets of Chicago over control of speakeasys?

      1. Stephen Haner Avatar
        Stephen Haner

        Uh, wanna bet the streets of Chicago were far safer then?

        1. In general, yes, the streets were probably safer when the city was run by Al Capone than they are now, but DJ’s point about alcohol-related violence is valid.

        2. DJRippert Avatar
          DJRippert

          Having lived in Chicago I can say for sure that the violence in Chicago (especially homicides) is hard to understand.

          See if you can correlate the murder rate in Chicago to much of anything, let alone marijuana use.

          https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-history-of-chicago-homicides-htmlstory.html

      2. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
        James Wyatt Whitehead

        Mr. DJ you completely underestimate the power of modern popular culture with our youths. Modern popular culture’s literature, music, social media, and language are deeply rooted in the acceptance and near worship of a drug culture. This has been going on since the 60s/70s gave way to the 80s/90s. It is seated not in some downtown neighborhood but all across America. Now with legal pot but no legal pot market we empower the gangs and neighborhood cliques to accelerate their quest for drug profit and the crime that will come with it. This quest will only be glorified and looked up to by it’s portrayal in modern popular culture.

    3. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      One of my favorite police dramas was “The Wire”. One up-and-coming drug dealer was smarter than most. He had a theory. He wondered if there were no deaths from the drug trade in the inner-city of Baltimore (where the series was based) if the “powers that be” would care about the drug trade in the inner city. No bodies, no cops.

  4. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
    James Wyatt Whitehead

    I always had a soft spot for the stoners that came into my class late and all highed up. Like Mr. Hand always said, “My class, my time”. The potheads were so fun to torment.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdMAu-AYMGo

  5. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    A word of warning. Don’t take that $#!t on your boat. The VMRC boys won’t hassle you, but the Coasties will trash your boat looking for more of it and you’ll make an involuntary donation to the seizures auction.

    1. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
      James Wyatt Whitehead

      Better have the correct number of life preservers too.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        And SIZE. Always a pain in the neck when someone shows up with a small child, for more than the obvious.
        While not on the list, one for Fido highly recommended.

  6. Scott McPhail Avatar
    Scott McPhail

    That’s “police chief” of Windsor, Windsor not being an Independent City or County . . .

    I thought your silly racial tangent should at least be factually correct . . .

    I also thought someone publicly commenting on crime legislation in Virginia should know that.

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      Happy to make the correction. I guess Windsor is an Incorporated Town rather than a city. However, towns are in counties in Virginia and Isle of Wight does have a sheriff. In fact, the Sheriff of Isle of Wight issued a statement insisting that his officers had nothing to do with the traffic stop in question.

      https://www.isleofwightsheriffsoffice.com/

      As for “silly racial tangent” – there is no doubt that enforcement of marijuana possession laws has been disproportionately targeting Blacks. The facts are clear on that. Even after decriminalization, the number of civil citations written for marijuana possession has been disproportionately aimed at Black Virginians. Hopefully, as we meander through the nether world of “it’s legal to possess but not to acquire” the disproportionate enforcement of the law against one segment of society will end.

  7. Baconator with extra cheese Avatar
    Baconator with extra cheese

    It’ll be intersting to see if auto accidents go up dramatically. Not sure if it will happen, but like I said interesting.
    The new reefer is wayyyy more potent than weed of yore….
    It’ll also be interesting to see how highs schools handle this too. Especially if the numbers skew towards BIPOC kids.

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      The potency is a real challenge, especially for edibles. The General Assembly has debated the sale of grain alcohol for some of the same reasons. Right now, as I understand it, you can sell 151 proof Everclear but not 190 proof Everclear.

      I’d would think that some limits on the potency of marijuana sold in Virginia, especially for edibles, would be appropriate.

  8. Stephen Haner Avatar
    Stephen Haner

    There will be an initial public backlash to this madness of allowing possession without a legal, regulated method of supply. Total insanity. The backlash will come in the fall, just in time for the election. Another opportunity….

    1. Baconator with extra cheese Avatar
      Baconator with extra cheese

      And I bet the backlash will be spun to “demonstrate” that again this is a racism problem.

      1. DJRippert Avatar
        DJRippert

        I guarantee it. Anybody opposing the legalization of marijuana on July 1, 2021 will be accused of being racist. The valid stats on unequal enforcement will be trotted out and those who want pot to remain illegal will have to defend what has been, in fact, unequal treatment.

        1. That’s a fair bet. Anybody who opposes anything the democrats propose is accused of begin racist.

        2. LarrytheG Avatar
          LarrytheG

          Perhaps. But here’s a question. If the GOP were in control, where would we be on this issue right now?

          Is this a step forward , albeit a messy one or is it a step back?

    2. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      The backlash never happened in DC but DC is a lot more liberal than the average in Virginia. At least for now.

  9. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    “For those who are metric system challenged, that’s 35 ounces or 2.1 pounds. From one plant!”

    That’s a single grow to maturity and harvest. There was a Nat Geo, the one with the Afghani girl with the mystical eyes on the cover, that had a photo of the NG team on horseback riding through pot plants that towered over them.

    Take a little at a time. BTW, they make a very attractive indoor plant. A weed is a plant in the wrong place.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCVnPIE3juc

    1. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
      James Wyatt Whitehead

      I never liked that particular S and G song. It sounded like a Roger McQuinn/Byrds rip off. Huey Lewis has it right!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        Oooh, tough call. Probably more the reverse given that S&G (aka Tom and Jerry) were performing long before the Byrds.

        1. James Wyatt Whitehead Avatar
          James Wyatt Whitehead

          That is a tough call. The Byrds first album and the S and G Sounds of Silence album were recorded the same week, year, and in the same CBS studio. I say it is a rip off since McQuinn had always played a 12 string and Simon was just learning that difficult instrument.

          1. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            S&G.. had a HS buddy went to NYC (1968/9) and went to a small cellar pub in the Village. According to him the place could hold maybe 100 and there were half that when S&G came on stage for an impromptu performance. Apparently, the place was where they played their first gig, or paid gig, or something. They played a set and left.

            When my friend left the bar, he said the entire block was jammed, and S&G long gone.

  10. A hearty “well done” on the alliterative headline. Commendable consonantal consonance.

  11. LarrytheG Avatar
    LarrytheG

    In all these discussions about driver impairment – do we have any idea of how the opioid epidemic has affected driver impairment?

  12. Gotta love when the sponsor can’t answer simple questions about the contents of the bill.

    Just as he submits legislation based on “I don’t think you should …” he apparently figures “I don’t think we mean …” to be sufficient for determination of prosecution.

    And we wonder why our justice system can’t get things right.

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