Oppression of the Drinking Class

Source: The Tax Foundation

It’s time to proclaim a new class of the “oppressed” in the pantheon of society’s victims — bourbon drinkers and other imbibers of liquors. Virginia’s tax system engages in systemic bias in favor of the teetotalers.

It’s not just that drinkers in Virginia must purchase their spirits at government-owned ABC stores or that they must pay excise taxes for the privilege of acquiring their sustenance. As the Tax Foundation points out, state governments utilize many other means to extract wealth from the drinking class. These include case and bottle fees, special sales taxes on spirits, wholesale taxes, and retail and distributor license fees. 

When you measure the impact of all these add-ons, the Old Dominion imposes the third-highest implied tax of any state in the country, says the Tax Foundation.

The states of Washington and Oregon are the two highest. The lowest? Wyoming, state motto: “the equality state.”

“Principled public policy changes should support both industry growth and responsible consumption with neutral, simple, and transparent taxes,” argues the Tax Foundation. 

Transparency, of course, is antithetical to the leviathan state. It’s hard to know whom to blame for the high cost of living when you can’t tell who’s picking your pocket.

In a sane world, one might argue that excess consumption of alcohol constitutes a social ill and, therefore, that a “sin tax” is justifiable if it (a) discourages negative behavior or (b) compensates society (through the intermediation of the government) for social costs incurred.

But we don’t live in a sane world. No one makes those arguments, not seriously. Taxing liquor in Virginia is just one of many ways to raise money for an insatiable government whose spending by political elites to benefit their favored constituencies knows no limits. Drinkers of bourbon, vodka, whiskey, rum, tequila and other distilled spirits are not a favored group. The drinking class pays taxes and gets nothing in return. Hence, by any rational definition, we are oppressed!

Bourbon drinkers of Virginia, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

— JAB

 


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22 responses to “Oppression of the Drinking Class”

  1. Lefty665 Avatar
    Lefty665

    D.C. and Maryland have had much more attractive prices than Virginia. The Maryland county stores are very attractive. Scotch drinkers of Virginia unite too!

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Whenever we drive up to New Hampshire, I always buy four 1.75 bottles of Grey Goose. The spousal unit will eventually drink it, and the savings over ABC pays the fuel for the trip.

      Yeah, yeah, I know. Bootleg. But the Va State troopers and ABC agents only go as far as DC and Maryland to watch for Va. tags at the liquor store.

      As Delorean said, “Better than gold.”

      1. WayneS Avatar

        South Carolina also has good liquor prices.

        And there’s a tower with a giant sombrero on top at the border with NC, so they’ve got that going for them…

      2. Rafaelo Avatar
        Rafaelo

        Delorean was referring to a suitcase containing $6.5 million in cocaine. Still, I am delighted to learn a progressive drives to the Live Free Or Die state to live free of Virginia taxes, if ever so briefly.

        Now help me smuggle a $14,000 electric vehicle out of China and evade Biden’s tariff. Inflation? Let’s have more! Climate change? You betcha!

        And then he wonders why he is losing.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Live Free Or Die??! No, no. It’s Live, Freeze And Die.

          You can always buy an EV made by an company in a country that isn’t so heavily subsidized.

          Four 1.75L bottles will fill a suitcase.

          1. WayneS Avatar

            This past Saturday, the day of my son’s wedding, three of the guests each gave me a 1.75 L bottle of Wild Turkey 101. I also received a 750 mL bottle of Rare Breed.

            I told my son he needs to get married more often…

          2. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            In two weeks, I get to introduce a newly wedded couple, my daughter and my unemployed son-in-law.

            Yep, he’s quitting his job one week before getting married. It’s okay, he’s signed a contract starting July.

          3. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            Congratulations on the new daughter-in-law. If you play her right, she’ll be a great ally at holiday dinners. Remember, you know all the things he did as a teenager that he’ll do anything to hide from her. 😉 Leverage!

          4. DJRippert Avatar
            DJRippert

            You’re a magician. I have five sons. Two have gotten married and two are engaged. I got no presents from the invitees. All the presents went to the bride and groom.

            How did you convince the guests at your son’s wedding to give gifts to you?

        2. DJRippert Avatar
          DJRippert

          I always wanted to own a Delorean with license plates made by Delorean himself.

      3. WayneS Avatar

        South Carolina also has good liquor prices.

        And there’s a tower with a giant sombrero on top at the border with NC, so they’ve got that going for them…

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          We’ve stopped. Anyone with a 12-year old has.

      4. dave schutz Avatar
        dave schutz

        WMATA is a blessing for the drinking class….

        1. LarrytheG Avatar
          LarrytheG

          they allow drinking ?

  2. DJRippert Avatar
    DJRippert

    Apparently, higher taxes don’t mean less drinking. At least, not in Virginia.

    Interesting that DC is middle of the road in alcohol taxes (#22) but #1 in binge drinking.

    It’s either the 100% urban environment or having to live in close proximity to scum-sucking swamp dwellers.

    https://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/data-stats.htm

  3. Don Bowler Avatar
    Don Bowler

    Grab the torches and pitchforks! Its time for a revolt!

  4. LarrytheG Avatar
    LarrytheG

    Alcohol, gambling.. but no weed… what can you say?

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Virginia is for Lovers?

      1. LarrytheG Avatar
        LarrytheG

        Lovers of GOP governance rooted in temperance and GAWD-fearing values?

  5. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    “Bourbon drinkers of Virginia, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.”

    I’m sure there’s an historical road marker outside of Pittsburgh you could read.

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      Yeah, Ole General George walked out of the White House, mounted his steed and marched off as the sitting president to end the Whiskey Rebellion.

      If the same thing happened today, Biden would mount a goat instead of a horse, sit on it backwards, and ride the goat to Pittsfield, MA instead of Pittsburgh, PA. Once there, he would fall attempting to dismount the goat and give a speech were he claims to have been brought up by bootleggers who taught him to drive fast stock cars so well that he once qualified for the Indy500 but couldn’t make the race because he had to polish his shoes for induction into the US Naval Academy.

      No joke!

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