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Peter Galuszka
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How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None! If the bulb needed changing, the free market would have done it.

What is a Libertarian? A Republican who has been busted.

If you think the only gun permit you need is the Second Amendment, you are a Libertarian.

If someone asks you to take a urine test for a job and you want to give them a taste test, you are a Libertarian.

If you think everything can be bought and sold on the free market, you are Libertarian.

Anyone have others? Please chime in. Copy Jim Bacon.

— PAG

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  1. James A. Bacon Avatar
    James A. Bacon

    What is a conservative? A liberal mugged by reality.

    How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? None, the government does it for them.

  2. larryg Avatar
    larryg

    A libertarian is anyone who is opposed to a law or regulation that gets in the way of what he/she wants to do but the same folks squawk to high heaven when their interests are abused by other “property owners” and they “demand” a “remedy”… i.e. ” there oughta be a law”…

    “libertarian” these days is all about intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy – no joke!

  3. DJRippert Avatar
    DJRippert

    A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.

    A libertarian is a conservative who found the pleasure of smoking pot.

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