Jeanine’s Memes

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14 responses to “Jeanine’s Memes”

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      They found pieces of wood on Mt. Ararat… undeniable proof the ark ran aground there. Just like it says in the Bible.

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          Nancy Naive

          Well, at least they were smart enough to measure the garage door first.

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Pronounced like frisky?

      1. Lefty665 Avatar
        Lefty665

        What could be more Friske ™ than chasing a stripper down the street at 230 in the morning? Shades of Ollie North getting arrested for wandering in the street naked in the middle of the night brandishing a pistol.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Wait! What? When did that happen? North?
          He was in my brother’s class at the USNA. When Iran-Contra happened bro said Ollie was voted most likely to get fragged.

          1. Lefty665 Avatar
            Lefty665

            It was a year or two after Iran Contra. He was apparently feeling down and distressed.

            There's an old tune that pokes at unreconstructed southerners. It begins:
            Well I'm a good old rebel and that's just what I am
            For this fair land of freedom I do not give a dam
            I'm glad I fought against it I only wish we'd won
            and I don't want no pardon for all I said and done

            I wrote an Ollie tune using much of it that began:
            Well ich bin ein a contra and that's just what I am
            For this fair land of freedom I do not give a dam
            I'm glad I fought against it I only wish we'd won
            and I really want a pardon for all I said and done

            I ran into his brother around a decade ago. He bragged that Ollie was just doing what the President wanted. I reminded him we hung Germans who tried that dodge.

    2. WayneS Avatar

      He looks a little bit like Gene Hackman.

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      If Joe doesn’t fall asleep… listening to Droning Trump.

  1. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    ”Trump’s New Promises: ‘Immunity’ for Cops, an Iron Dome, Cheaper Bacon”

    Bacon, too, has become off-limits for many Americans, he claimed, telling the crowd: “Even I won’t buy bacon anymore, it’s too expensive!”

    There’s gotta be a joke in there…. How about, “Don’t see why not. Bacon buys Trump.”

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