Agreed: There is not enough bacon. Indeed, the phrase “too much bacon” is literally an oxymoron. Otherwise, I’m in big trouble. I like my eggs sunny side up, prefer English muffins to toast, and put Starbucks creamer in my coffee. — JAB
Is It Even Worse If You Put Starbucks Creamer in Your Coffee?
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7 responses to “Is It Even Worse If You Put Starbucks Creamer in Your Coffee?”
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Jim, What do Conservatives think Liberals have for breakfast? Or do they even care?
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Liberals like avocado on toast for breakfast. Non-vegan liberals like eggs from free-range chickens.
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Liberals have a Starbucks Soy Latte (hence Soy Boy).
The picture is also missing grits – boiled, not instant, which all My Cousin Vinny aficionados know! -
Eggs over easy, scrapple crisp, home fries crisp smothered in sausage gravy, and white toast but not too toasted. Black coffee and a glass of water. Don’t forget the apple butter. Mr. Joel can whip that together in about 5 minutes on grill. Oh yeah…38 special open carry at the Frost Diner. With tip it will cost you $12.36. Now that will stick to your bones until dinner time.
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Too much Bacon clogs your arteries and your brain.
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‘Splains a lot, now don’t it?
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