I publicly challenge Tucker Watkins, George Allen’s aide and Kilgore surrogate at the Cantaloupe Festival, to a Blue v. Red “Belly-Bump” at the Virginia Peach Festival in Stuart, Virginia on August 12.
In the ‘Pick on Somebody Your Own Size’ department…
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Right on! This I want to see!
Hot Air Tucker hissing away into outer space where he belongs.
Beam him up Scotty!
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Political campaigning should always aspire to rise to the level of a heavyweight boxing weigh-in.
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I dunno, Tucker Watkins is a pretty big guy. In the words of Roy D. Mercer, “How big a boy are ya?”
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Actually, this is one I’d like to see Russ Potts included in. His now famous poking finger might win out the day.
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Tucker will be to scared though. He is probably to busy picking on some lowly staffer somewhere.
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6′ 1″–223 lbs of cold, hard partisan fury!
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Wow!
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There is only one problem.
Tucker is all belly and no bump.
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Would that be a red belly flop?
No bump intended.
~ the blue dog
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Steve,
Very good indeed.
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Barnie:
Tucker would beat you like a baby seal.
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Only in his dreams, pal. Only in his dreams.
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I don’t know Barnie. I heard Tucker is the king of the “Belly-Bump” because he trusts the referees. Always has, always will.
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Brian,
Don’t worry Tucker will not show up.
He’s getting a Tummy Tuck so he will be all sealed up.
If he does, my money is on Barnie “The Club” Day.
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I know Barney well- too well probably- and knowing he wouldn’t stand a chance- wouldn’t want to abuse him- he’s shorter than I am and even on his home turf In Patrick County I wouldn’t worry about him.
I had other events I had to go to that day so I couldn’t be at the Peach Festival- bet other than Barney that I am the only one here who has been there repeatedly 🙂
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