Photo courtesy of Kelly Phillips

by Kerry Dougherty

There’s a reason Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s approval rating in the latest Mason-Dixon Poll perches at a lofty 58 percent in this once-blue state, despite Republicans losing control of the legislature in November’s election.

Youngkin gets it.

On X, he wrote:

“We’re going to fix this, Virginia will always be the best place to live, work, and bake cake pops!”

Like everyone else who heard about Kelly Phillips’ cake pop conflict, the governor immediately saw this for what it was: one more example of government overreach, punishing an enterprising Richmond woman with a small business for no good reason or public benefit.

According to The Virginia Mercury, cake pops are Ms. Phillips’ side hustle. Her day job is as a manager in a financial planning firm. But what began simply as irresistible treats she made for birthday parties and baby showers grew into a little cottage business.

Phillips now sells her gorgeously decorated confections mostly at craft fairs. If Richmond regulators have their way, she’ll have to stop.

Virginia’s stringent food safety regulations, designed to protect folks from unsanitary practices, make exceptions for small craft bakeries. But ridiculous regs, such as the one that allows these homemade goodies to be sold at farmer’s markets but not craft fairs make absolutely no sense.

“What is the difference between a farmers market and a craft show?” Phillips asked The Mercury.

Gee, I don’t know. A roof?

Phillips also ran afoul of Virginia’s nonsensical online marketing regulations when she advertised her pops on Facebook and Instagram. She uses social media to let her cake pop fans know where they can find her delectables on a stick.

How exactly can anyone operate a business without social media in 2024?

K.P.’s Kake Pops would be legal if Phillips had a permit from the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, but to qualify she’d have to remodel her home to close off her kitchen.

“To add hinged doors or walls in order to have that would cost me more than I would make making cake pops for the next five years,” she told The Mercury.

Why is it that government factotums often seem incapable of applying common sense to enforcement?

Youngkin can win the hearts of small business folks if he’s able to stop imperious state apparatchiks from stomping all over the cutest little cake pops in the commonwealth.

Get ’em, governor!

Republished with permission from Kerry: Unemployed and Unedited. 


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8 responses to “Hey Virginia: Hands Off Those Cake Pops”

  1. She’d also have to bring every light bulb in her house, her oven/stove, her ceiling fans, her water heater, her home HVAC, her windows, and her clothes zippers into Bidenomics compliance…..

    Color me surprised.

  2. how_it_works Avatar
    how_it_works

    Remember when Virginia ran TV ads claiming to be a business friendly state, great for your business?

    They stopped. I haven’t seen them in probably 20 years.

    I wonder if they got sued for false advertising.

    1. Eric the half a troll Avatar
      Eric the half a troll

      These regulations have been in place for more than 20 years…

  3. walter smith Avatar
    walter smith

    Handling the important things…
    Whatever happened with the brewery the Gaystapo was against in Norfolk?
    In a small way this matters, but we need to get back to more freedom in general, which would require better self-regulation.
    Lower taxes. Lower regulations. De-centralize. Particularly education.

  4. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Eat them Kerry. Please. Oh, and dip them in your unpasteurized milk.

    Home kitchens are hard for health inspectors to put on the schedule…
    https://www.economyexterminators.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/german-cockroaches-768×473.jpg

  5. Chip Gibson Avatar
    Chip Gibson

    Nice article. Hoping to one day see Old Virginia restored to her former glory.

    1. Eric the half a troll Avatar
      Eric the half a troll

      Hoping one day to see Old Virginia restored to the days of dysentery…

  6. Eric the half a troll Avatar
    Eric the half a troll

    “K.P.’s Kake Pops would be legal if Phillips had a permit from the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, but to qualify she’d have to remodel her home to close off her kitchen.”

    Having run just such an enterprise out of my house for years, I am very familiar with these regulations and they are anything but onerous. I suspect that this particular applicant has pets (cat’s are especially notorious, btw) and unless you want animal feces or hair in your Kake Pops, you should be applauding this requirement. Everyone who has ever run such a business out of their home has had to face this issue they are there to both allow such ventures but also to protect the public. These are legitimate public health requirements and it is honestly disappointing that she can sidestep them through an exemption designed for farmers in the first place.

    Edit: And there you go… “Phillips said she can’t resolve the issue by getting the food safety permit VDACS said she needs because she has dogs and a house with an open floor plan. That setup, she said, makes it impossible to comply with a rule requiring the food preparation area (her kitchen) to be “completely enclosed” from pets.”

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