Hey, Buddy, What’s Your Friggin’ Problem?

by James A. Bacon

Based on anecdotal evidence, I have long thought that the rudest, most aggressive drivers in the United States resided in the Northeastern states. It turns out, based on insurance data, that Virginia has some of the worst drivers in the country. So much for our self-image as courteous ladies and gentlemen.

Insurify, a website that helps consumers find automobile insurance, collects a massive volume of data on driver history, including accidents and tickets. Virginians stand out in several regards. Ranked by driving offenses including failure to yield or stop, improper backing, passing where prohibited, tailgating, street racing, and hit-and-run, Virginia is the No. 1 state for drivers with a “rude” driving violation on record. The percentage of rude drivers (3.58%) is more than twice that of the national average (1.68%).

Likewise, Virginia ranks No. 1 in the country for the percentage of drivers with a reckless driving offense (0.56%). That is more than five times the national rate (.09%)

The horrible truth: Virginians are terrible drivers! Ranked by the number of motorists with squeaky-clean driving records, Virginia ranks No. 48 in the country — only 75% compared to 82% nationally.

Virginians rank No. 6 nationally for the percentage of drivers with a speeding ticket (12.2%), and 13th in the percentage of drivers with an at-fault accident on their driving record (11.2% compared to 10.2% nationally).

The only measure by which Virginia drivers don’t totally suck is in the percentage of those who drive while intoxicated — No. 26 in the country, but still above the national average (1.9% of drivers in Virginia compared to 1.7% nationally).

The question naturally arises, who’s responsible for all this bad behavior? Naturally, as a downstate Virginian who has experienced the horrendous driving conditions in Northern Virginia, I have long suspected that the worst drivers reside in… Northern Virginia. But that may not be so. Perhaps all those reckless drivers speeding and weaving on Interstate 95 were just passing through.

I queried Insurify, and spokesperson Madison McGlinchey responded with a list of Virginia cities (including Arlington County) ranked by the percent of drivers with a speeding ticket on record.

National average: 8.8%
Virginia state average: 12.2%
Harrisonburg — 15.5%
Suffolk — 14.7%
Roanoke — 14.3%
Newport News — 14.0%
Richmond — 13.9%
Chesapeake — 13.4%
Virginia Beach — 12.9%
Norfolk — 12.8%
Portsmouth: 12.6%
Hampton — 11.2%
Leesburg — 11.0%
Arlington — 9.7%

It’s a sad commentary when the locality ranking lowest on the list, Arlington, still exceeds the national average.

What’s the damn hurry?


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31 responses to “Hey, Buddy, What’s Your Friggin’ Problem?”

  1. Lefty665 Avatar
    Lefty665

    Maybe it’s just that Virginia cops like to write lots of tickets, especially speeding, and/or that speed limits are set low compared to the rest of the country.

    1. Lefty665 Avatar
      Lefty665

      That’s quite a collection of pics. Glad none of them are in Virginia. I had a cat once who was pretty sure he could drive if he could just convince the dog to work the pedals for him.

    2. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      “Fasten your seat belt. I saw this done once in a cartoon and I’m pretty sure I can do it.”

      Has a chilling effect on your passengers.

  2. DJRippert Avatar
    DJRippert

    So, based on the reported speeding ticket data, Northern Virginia has the most polite drivers among Virginia cities. Kind of spoils the theory of all you RoVa types.

    Of course, it’s hard to get a speeding ticket in bumper to bumper traffic jams.

    1. Matt Adams Avatar
      Matt Adams

      Converse to that in the off hours, it’s hard to get a speeding ticket when even 15 over is driving slow.

      It’s either one extreme or the other in NOVA. I experienced similar patterns in NWPA, where you had a mixing of NY drivers (despite being told otherwise on this board, they don’t use turn signals), flatlanders (Ohio, who because of their own geographic areas disregarding speed, don’t have state inspections and don’t use turn signals) and Canadians. The former of the two traverse into PA so they avoid the additional taxes on clothing. I can also assure that you Canadians aren’t the most polite people when they are shopping and the word “sorry” doesn’t cross their lips.

      1. Lefty665 Avatar
        Lefty665

        An old joke about Wyoming “They don’t use turn signals because it’s nobody’s business which way you turn.” It’s spreading…

        1. Matt Adams Avatar
          Matt Adams

          How many accidents because someone didn’t use a turn signal, it has to be on par with as many causes by distracted driving.

  3. LarrytheG Avatar
    LarrytheG

    Let me give a few pieces of evidence for the Fredericksburg Area.

    The first is that we have quadrupled our population over the last couple of decades.

    And with that increase in population, our local driving experience has changed very much for the worse.

    Not only rude. They’ll tailgate you then pass and cut you off…. and once
    done with you pick out their next victim to abuse. Running red lights is icing on the cake for them.

    Where did all these rude people come from?

    I rest my case.

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      Welcome to Virginia! Slow vehicles keep left. All others find someone and tailgate.

    2. Merchantseamen Avatar
      Merchantseamen

      New England

  4. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    When I was 16 I drove to NYC for my first time. I was apprehensive about the “insane city drivers”. As I drove the Coney Island Expressway, I was surprised at how polite and considerate the NYC drivers were. They did everything to avoid me. I finally figured it out. They saw my Virginia tags and thought I was from NOVA and were just driving defensively.

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      But then they saw the Confederate flag license plate holders and knew you were from Richmond.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        That, and the big “FORGET HELL” stencil on the rear window.

  5. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    When I go, I want it to be like granddad, quietly in his sleep, and not screaming like his passengers.

  6. James McCarthy Avatar
    James McCarthy

    As a recent immigrant from NYC, I concur with the anecdotal observation about the clueless VA drivers. Far too many do not understand the necessity of left/right signals.

    1. LarrytheG Avatar
      LarrytheG

      au contraire ! the almost always put their signals on after they’ve changed lanes !

  7. Bubba1855 Avatar
    Bubba1855

    it’s everywhere…even Charlotte metro, NC. Lets see, too many tickets? De-fund the police. I don’t think that will work. How about ‘we need to increase the car control laws’…the car made me do it… Several years ago they opened up the Charlotte interstate beltway…70 mph…My wife refuses to use the beltway because people are driving 85 mph…

    1. LarrytheG Avatar
      LarrytheG

      yep. Drove down Charlotte early Dec and if you want to drive slower than 80 mph, you better move over and stay over.

      Lots of complaints from NoVa folks on their traffic.

      Charlotte surface streets are so bad (congested and one stop light after another) that the only way to
      really get around Charlotte is via it’s interstates and when
      they go down, forget what else you had planned.

      but fast is not the same as rude.

      rude is aggressive driving towards others in my book.

      I have no trouble with someone wanting to go faster than me , I’ll move over and give them their path. I’ll actually slow down in the right lane to thwart a left-lane blocker and let the faster cars around.

      rude takes some different forms but basically it’s to not collaborate and share the road but instead to mess with others…

  8. VaPragamtist Avatar
    VaPragamtist

    I’d love to see someone do a study using this same data but adding in specialty plates as a variable. Hypothesis based on my own experiences on the road: “Don’t Tread On Me” drivers are the worst.

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      The thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely. -Lorraine Hansberry, playwright and painter (19 May 1930-1965)

  9. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Speaking of bad driving…
    Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

    Your Freudian slip is showing, Dearie.

  10. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Speaking of bad driving…
    Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

    Your Freudian slip is showing, Dearie.
    “We heard that.” https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/Default.aspx?tsid=11585&ovr_acv_id=16821&campaignSource=ONLINE&source=BS22015AAABREAA&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0ta0pujq9wIVciGtBh1KiAPqEAAYASAAEgLgbvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

    1. DJRippert Avatar
      DJRippert

      He’s been out of office for almost 14 years and he’s still 4 years younger than Biden.

      1. Nancy Naive Avatar
        Nancy Naive

        What country did Biden invade?

        1. Lefty665 Avatar
          Lefty665

          the Ukraine.

          1. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            According to a Republican, he was mean to Putin. But then, they didn’t mind Putin paying the Taliban bounties to kill Americans.

          2. Lefty665 Avatar
            Lefty665

            I trust you actually know better than that. OTOH we’re about to pay (bipartisan vote) Ukraine $40B to kill Russians, and borrow the money to do it from the Chinese. Cognitive dissonance?

            Duhbya’s slip (a nice pink chagrined one) was amazing, you can’t make this stuff up. It was spouse’s and my belly laughs this morning. The 100’s of thousands of dead Iraqis reportedly did not find it quite as amusing.

          3. Nancy Naive Avatar
            Nancy Naive

            And some 28,000 Americans and their families. Dick Cheney found it hilarious.

  11. Eric the half a troll Avatar
    Eric the half a troll

    Why can’t we all just be Canadian, buddy…?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JakODvYhA

  12. Super Brain Avatar
    Super Brain

    There is no traffic enforcement on the Powhite except for sometimes on the bridge. Conversely Richmond tickets people going 55 on Chippenham by the mostly vacant Stony Point mall.

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