Christmas time is here and with a few lapses all of you bloggers and commenters have been very good little boys and girls this year.

So, here is what you can expect to find under the tree or in the stocking:

Jim Bacon: His very own MOOC course titled, “A conservative’s take on everything in the world and beyond.” Jim dives into human settlement patterns, entitlements, lazy public school teachers, feral high school students, ObamaCare, climate change denial, The Charlottesville Bypass,  the need to privatize everything, and why Jesus and Santa are really, truly White Men. Naturally, Jim’s MOOC course will be available to millions of interested and diligent students around the world and perhaps in outer space and on other planets. The course, of course, will be free, and that means Jim will NOT get paid, either (sorry Jim).

Don the Ripper: His very own Richmond Clown Show Action Figure set! Imagine playing with lifelike recreations of Bill Howell, Ken Cuccinelli, Tommy Norment and others on Christmas morning! Batteries not included.

LarryG:  An original, autographed copy of the Dillon Rule. This extremely rare find was actually signed by Iowa judge John Forrest Dillon in his 1872 “Municipal Corporations” study that established the “Dillon Rule” and later wreaked havoc on Virginia municipalities for decades.

TMT: A Caribbean cruise with the Editorial Board of The Washington Post.  Sunny skies and warm sea breezes mix like a smooth daiquiri as Post editors Fred, Lee and the gang explain that they are really not liberals but neocons in disguise. They would never, ever ask a reporter to twist his facts to match their views. Added extra: A private lecture by Charles Krauthammer at a beachfront Tiki hut.

Andrea Epps: Anatabringiton Cream. This new crème developed by Jonnie R. Williams Sr., the soon-to-departed CEO of Star Scientific (soon to be called Rock Creek Pharmaceuticals) will make all public officials everywhere accountable for what they say and do. This miracle cream was beta tested by Maureen McDonnell, so you know it’s good!

Peter Galuszka: A huggable Paul Krugman doll. When the wind whips the cold rain on dreary nights and one feels insecure and alone in his or her progressive thoughts, there’s always the Paul Doll to hug and make everything all right.

Merry Christmas! Peter G.