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Bacon Meme of the Week

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From the inimitable Babylon Bee:

JERUSALEM — Citing newly uncovered writings from Greece, Rome, and Jerusalem, biblical scholars are now saying the shockingly rapid growth of the early church can be attributed to the fact that Christians were allowed to eat bacon.

“Save yourselves from this crooked generation! Believe in Jesus, the Messiah! And also, I had a dream last week and we can totally eat bacon now!” said Peter in one of his recently discovered early sermons given in a Jewish synagogue. “Seriously–have you people tried this stuff? It’s amazing! All the bacon you can eat! God told me it’s not unclean anymore! Wooo hooooo!” Read the rest.

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2 responses to “Bacon Meme of the Week”

  1. walter smith Avatar
    walter smith

    There is Biblical support for this theory, and the timing works, too –

    Acts 10:9-16 – 9 The next day, as they were on their journey and approaching the city, Peter went up on the housetop about the sixth hour[b] to pray. 10 And he became hungry and wanted something to eat, but while they were preparing it, he fell into a trance 11 and saw the heavens opened and something like a great sheet descending, being let down by its four corners upon the earth. 12 In it were all kinds of animals and reptiles and birds of the air. 13 And there came a voice to him: “Rise, Peter; kill and eat.” 14 But Peter said, “By no means, Lord; for I have never eaten anything that is common or unclean.” 15 And the voice came to him again a second time, “What God has made clean, do not call common.” 16 This happened three times, and the thing was taken up at once to heaven.

    Babylon Bee has proven prophetic too many times to doubt it!

  2. Lefty665 Avatar
    Lefty665

    https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-czar-harris-announces-she-has-figured-out-what-ai-stands-for

    This one ain’t bacon, but it’s pretty funny too. After months of intensive study Harris has figured out what the letters A.I. stand for… next she’s going to work on what the words the letters stand for mean.

    Although it’s hard to top this:

    “When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population, more of our children can breath clean air and drink clean water,”

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/kamala-harris-mistake-week-reduce-population

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