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Bacon Meme of the Week

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7 responses to “Bacon Meme of the Week”

  1. Stephen Haner Avatar
    Stephen Haner

    Hearts and arteries vs. brains…tough choice?

  2. Nancy Naive Avatar
    Nancy Naive

    Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
    Doctor: “No.”
    Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
    Doctor: “No.”
    Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
    Doctor: “No.”
    Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
    Doctor: “No.”
    Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
    Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
    Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
    Doctor: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

    1. how_it_works Avatar
      how_it_works

      Or worse yet, alive, practicing law, and then elected.

      1. Lefty665 Avatar
        Lefty665

        Or even worser, practicing law then moving to Virginia to inflict his silliness on us.

        1. Nancy Naive Avatar
          Nancy Naive

          Or worst, practicing law well.

  3. Stephen Haner Avatar
    Stephen Haner

    Hearts and arteries vs. brains…tough choice? (I do miss the stuff.)

    1. Nancy Naive Avatar
      Nancy Naive

      I think we need resort to Shylock’s loss at getting a pound of flesh.

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