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4 responses to “Bacon Meme of the Week”

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   walter smith

   June 25, 2022

   Not enough?

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   Nancy Naive

   June 25, 2022

   Blot it? You do know the grease tastes like bacon too, right?

   If you just fry the eggs and potatoes in with the bacon, the grease just vanishes. Still can’t figure where it went.

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      Stephen Haner

      June 25, 2022

      A moment on the lips, a (short) lifetime clogging that widow maker cardiac artery…

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         Nancy Naive

         June 25, 2022

         Exactly a lifetime to be precise.

         When it comes to bacon, the only use I have for it is wrapping a tenderloin, and even with my ability to afford it, it still amounts to once a year. Maybe.

         My best friend (ex-brother-in-law) and quad bypass recipient gave me the best words of advice on fried and greasy foods “The only time it’s okay to eat it is when you cannot remember the last time you ate it.” He was speaking specifically of french fries.

         The obviously flaw in his scheme is Alzheimer’s.

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