No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Barnie Day


 

 

Jingle in Our Pocket

 

That "huge" state budget surplus you hear about amounts to a couple of pennies on the dollar. It's not a big deal.


 

Lest anyone wig out completely about what is being described on some fronts as “the enormous budget surplus of approximately $2.2 billion” accumulated during this current two-year budget cycle here in Virginia, let’s put that number in perspective.

 

On a budget of $66 billion, it amounts to 3.3 percent—over two years.

 

The sky is not exactly falling upon us.

 

Think about it like this. How many of you can guess within 1.65 percent what your income or expenses are going to be year to year.

 

Can you do that? Can you estimate in January what your pocketbook will look like in December and get within something less than 2 percent?

 

It would be like going to the grocery store thinking that the list you carried for the things you need would cost you $100 and it came in it $98.35, on the low side, or $101.65 on the high side. Pretty good guess either way, don’t you think?

 

If you guessed that close on two trips to the store, you’d be as close as Virginia ’s financial managers were when they contemplated the state’s estimated costs for the past two years and weighed those costs against expected revenues.

 

Have we got a little jingle in our pocket? We do. But just a little. If we were at that grocery store with a hundred dollars, we’d be walking out with $1.65 in our pocket. Not a lot of jingle. But still, better than having to put that jar of mustard back on the shelf—which is what we would have had to do if that grocery tab came in on the high side at $101.65.

 

But it didn’t.

 

We’ve got a little jingle in our pocket. The question is what to do with it?

 

Here’s the thing: No matter what the legislature does with that 3.3 percent surplus—spend it, give it back, or throw it into the James River—it is not going to be a life-altering experience for anybody. It really isn’t.  It’s just not that big of a deal.

 

It is pennies on the dollar—in fact, over two years it is less than four pennies on each dollar—no matter how you look at it.

 

Don’t misunderstand me. I am all for good sound management, thrift, fiscal prudence—all of that. I’m for it.

 

I don’t think the government should spend one dime more than it has to in order to meet whatever needs have been agreed upon. In fact, I used to think Virginia Republicans were like that.

 

Silly me, I thought for the longest time that the word ‘conservative’ meant something like that when it came to money and spending. But I guess I was mistaken. That doesn’t quite seem to be the guiding principle of those holding the government spending purse strings in Virginia at the moment. Last time I looked, they were Republicans.

 

Best I can tell, the Republican mantra now is “borrow and spend.” Is that how you see it? We’re unwilling to cut spending, and unwilling to lay on the taxes necessary to pay for it. That just leaves one way out: Borrow the money.

 

Let’s go back to that visit to the grocery store. Let’s say I’m in the checkout line with the same list of stuff and it costs the same as before. This time, though, instead of paying cash, I whip out the plastic and put it on my credit card. That $1.65 doesn’t jingle in my pocket now.

 

That ‘surplus’ is already committed. In fact, it doesn’t even belong to me.

 

Somehow, I already knew that. I didn’t think it did. The question is, why are some folks trying to make me think otherwise?

 

-- October 17, 2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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E-mail: bkday@swva.net

 

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