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Posses and Vigilantes

 

Virginians may have to ride hard to keep their politics local.


 

Despite the fact that 2004 is an off year for electing state officials in Virginia, leaders of the Commonwealth are showing up on wanted posters one day and at award ceremonies the next. All the hoopla makes one ask whether this nationalization of state politics is a good thing for Virginia.

 

Grover Norquist and his Washington, D.C.-based Americans for Tax Reform group, for example, recently decided they represent Virginia taxpayers better than officials actually elected by Virginians. In Sept. 14 announcement, Norquist unveiled a “Virginia’s Least Wanted” poster that suggests a “posse of taxpayers” will put away 15 Virginia Republican senators and 19 Virginia Republican delegates who approved “an unnecessary tax increase” earlier this year. The poster, incidentally, features a photo of Gov. Mark R. Warner, a Democrat.

 

Now, we know from our Western history that sheriffs and U.S. Marshals are the officials who form posses. The people who appoint themselves are called vigilantes. Leading Virginia Republicans such as Attorney General Jerry Kilgore and Speaker of the House William J. Howell are not asking colleagues to saddle up and ride out against one another. They and other Republican leaders, in fact, are making it clear they hope to bridge divides, strengthen the Republican majority in the House and Senate and elect Kilgore governor in 2004.

 

Along with anti-tax Republicans such as the Virginia Club for Growth, however, Norquist lays claim to a superior political strategy: Extend the Republican majorities in the Virginia Senate and House of Delegates by targeting 34 Republican members for defeat, and improve Republican governance by taking out 16 of 25 Republican committee chairmen in the primaries next year. Wow, no wonder President George W. Bush and Karl Rove hang on every word of advice from that guy!

 

In another stroke of genius, Norquist included Sen. Jeannemarie Devolites Davis, R-Vienna, who, pssssst, Grover, is the new spouse of U.S. Rep. Tom Davis, a Fairfax Republican who knows a thing or two about winning elections, raising money for Republican majorities and targeting opponents. Have you forgotten what Clint Eastwood’s character in the movie Hang ‘em High advised as he rounded up another of the vigilantes who did him wrong but didn’t recognize him? “If you’re gonna hang a man you better look at him.”

 

From appearances, it doesn't look like Nordquest looked too closely at the photos of the senators and delegates he included in the poster. They're not unflattering. Norquist should have drawn some long, droopy mustaches, facial scars or dusty cowboy hats on those varmints so they'd look more like Black Bart or at least Yosemite Sam. Every kid knows that makes bad guys really look bad.

 

Norquist announced that he would distribute the poster mainly to supporters and state legislators in every other state. That sounds more like a fund-raising tactic for Americans for Tax Reform than anything else – or an attempt to threaten legislators in other states up for election this year, not Virginia delegates, who aren’t up for election until 2005. (Senators don’t run again until 2007.) Where is the reward money? Even bounty hunters need to get paid.

 

The tax vigilante probably meant to say that he would tack those posters on every telephone pole in Virginia to make sure those 34 desperados don’t go unrecognized. He probably meant to say that he was going to burn a giant pile of dollar bills on the front lawns of those ornery senators and delegates to suggest it was time to get out of town.

 

Just three days later, incredibly, Governing Magazine announced it was giving Gov. Mark R. Warner and Sen. John H. Chichester, Chairman of the Senate Finance Committee and Senate President Pro Tempore, two of its 2004 Public Official of the Year awards. Warner and Chichester, the magazine announced, “formed a bipartisan alliance that moved a comprehensive tax reform package through an initially hostile legislature.” That is a pretty succinct and understated summary of the most contentious six-months ever spent by a Virginia General Assembly.

 

Other winners include the state treasurer of North Carolina, the chief information officer of Utah, the mayor of Atlanta, the child and family health director of Rhode Island, a judge in Minnesota and the chief facilities executive of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

 

“Some of these people,” said Alan Ehrenhalt, Governing’s executive editor, “came into situations that involved almost unbelievable complexity and seemingly endless bureaucratic and political obstacles. Ordinary public officials might have just steered clear. And yet they persevered, and they accomplished remarkable things. They got budgets balanced, schools built and infrastructure repaired. They are truly deserving of honors and public appreciation.”

 

Sounds like a posse might be organizing next in North Carolina, Utah, Rhode Island, Minnesota, Atlanta and L.A. What must taxpayers and Clubs for Growth in those locations be thinking right now? Right, of course -- get us a least-wanted poster!

 

Oh, Governing recognized good governance of the Commonwealth under Republican governors and Democratic majorities in the General Assembly by giving Virginia a financial management award in 1999. John Chichester and another Dirty Dozen of those Republican Senators and Delegates were a part of that recognition, too. If only Grover Norquist had been riding higher in the saddle then, maybe Virginia could have stopped the General Assembly before it acted responsibly again.

 

The determination of Virginia Republican leaders to support one another, meanwhile, seems to be working while the vigilantes continue to ride around in circles. A group of Northern Virginia Republican legislators, some of whom voted for tax reform, some against, gathered recently to endorse a common approach on dedicating revenues to transportation. The “Class of 2002 Southside Leadership Fund GOP 500” joint fundraising event scheduled October 3 and 4 at the Virginia International Raceway by Republican Delegates Danny Marshall, R-Danville, Robert Hurt, R-Chatham, and Clarke Hogan, R-South Boston, is almost sold out. 

 

And everyone except Grover will be more worried about who is leading the Grand Am Rolex race than which of those three is on whose poster. That’s the way to keep politics in Virginia responsible to Virginians.

 

-- September 20, 2004

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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