Nice & Curious Questions

Edwin S. Clay III



Still Waters Run Deep

 

“NASCAR Dads” have been in the news lately with the President’s well-publicized trek to the Daytona 500 on February 15. With several official NASCAR racetracks in the Commonwealth, and one within spitting distance in Bristol, Tennessee, it’s high time for a meditation on the mythic origin of stock car racing. It’s spelled m-o-o-n-s-h-i-n-e.

 

Legend has it that early NASCAR champions cut their teeth (or their treads) outrunning state and Federal “revenuers.” The battle between moonshiners and the government is centuries old and continues to this day. It dates from the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794, when farmers in western Pennsylvania rebelled against a Federal tax on whiskey. The revenue was sought to pay Revolutionary War debts. George Washington led 10,000 troops to put down the rebellion, and the farmers countered by launching the home-based business of making whiskey by the light of the moon. Thus was born the term “moonshine.”

 

This illegal alcoholic beverage goes by many other names, including white lightning, rotgut, Happy Sally or stump, according to the March 23, 2000 New York Times article “U.S. Cracks Down on Rise In Appalachia Moonshine.” However, if you’re an agent from the Treasury Department’s Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms, or the Virginia Department of Alcohol Beverage Control, you call it “non-tax-paid liquor.”

 

In 2000, agents from ATF and the ABC agencies in Virginia and North Carolina shut down a large moonshining operation centered in Franklin County, Virginia after a two-year investigation. The sophisticated descendants of Depression-era moonshiners, who once made whiskey in backyard 50-gallon stills, were now using 800-gallon stills, sometimes connecting five to ten together. They hired transporters to carry the liquor to their markets, and even used night-vision goggles!

 

According to New York Times reporter Peter Kilborn, the 130-proof alcohol (200 proof means 100 percent alcohol) was produced for about $3 a gallon, and bottled in six-packs of plastic gallon jugs. They were then sold for $10 - $12 a gallon in the backrooms of bars – sometimes known as “nip joints” or “shot houses” – in major mid-Atlantic cities such as Richmond, Philadelphia, Washington and Baltimore. Consumers would pay $1 a shot, much less than for legal whiskey. Since the federal excise tax on a gallon of whiskey in the late 1990s was $13.50, the ATF estimated a loss of $19.6 million in tax revenue between 1992 and 1999.

 

In 2003, Virginia’s 276 state-operated liquor stores sold three million cases of distilled liquors. Along with Virginia wines and assorted mixers, this generated gross sales of $439 million. That doesn’t include restaurant and offsite licenses. Tax revenue from all sources of liquor sales returned $203 million to the Commonwealth last year.

 

According to Virginia Places, a Web site maintained by Charlie Grymes, a Geography of Virginia instructor at George Mason University in Fairfax, illicit distilleries, a.k.a. “stills,” evolved in the mountainous regions of Virginia and other southern states because converting surplus corn into liquor created a product that was easier and cheaper to transport. The farmers could make a profit, as long as taxes weren’t too high.

 

The moonshine distilling process works this way: “The first step in making moonshine is fermenting a mixture of rye, sugar, corn, yeast or other ingredients in ‘mash’ kegs. The mixture is then distilled in cooker kegs by heating the liquid and collecting the alcohol vapor through a network of copper tubes into a ‘thumper’ keg.” Today, illicit stills can be found dug into the sides of hills or in houses, garages or secret basements.

 

One problem with drinking stuff made in somebody’s basement is that it can cause lead poisoning. A 2003 study revealed that more than half of the illicit liquor confiscated by Virginia law enforcement officers over a five-year period had lead levels above the Environmental Protection Agency’s water guidelines. The study was reported in an October 19, 2003 Washington Post article on research done by Christopher Holstege, who directs the Division of Medical Toxicology at the Blue Ridge Poison Center and is a professor of emergency medicine at the University of Virginia Health System.

 

Holstege found that the lead originated from the solder in old car radiators that are often used as condensers in stills. Moonshine drinkers know they need to get the lead out, and think they can tell whether or not they have a bad batch by shaking a jar of it. If a head of foam appears, that means the batch has lead. Health officials don’t exactly endorse moonshiners’ lead-detection methods.

 

Making moonshine seems to be a tradition that refuses to die, however, and illicit liquor manufacturing may even be spilling north. Last October, Virginia ABC agents discovered a suburban still made from a lobster pot, plastic tubing and some C-clamps in Fairfax County. The operating apparatus was in a shed on wooded property, not far from a suburban shopping mall. Making moonshine in Virginia, however, is still a Class 6 felony – punishable by up to five years in jail.

 

Illegal or not, Franklin County embraces its hooch heritage by proclaiming itself the “Moonshine Capital of the World” and its Chamber of Commerce even considered a moonshine museum that would produce legal boutique liquor. In nearby Pittsylvania County, organizers are planning the 6th Annual Moonshiners Jamboree for next August .

 

The area does have a few holdouts, however, who can’t quite get into the – yes – “spirits” of things. The New York Times reported that one resident stated: “It would be nicer if it was in the past and we could say we used to be the moonshine capital of the world.”

           

NEXT UP: Is Virginia All Wet, Or What Exactly Is a Run?

 

 

-- March 1, 2004

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About "Nice & Curious"

 

In 1691, a group of English wits, calling themselves the Athenian Society, founded a publication entitled, "The Athenian Gazette or Causical Mercury, Resolving All the Most Nice and Curious Questions proposed by the Ingenious." The editors accepted questions posed by readers on any and all topics, and sought the most ingenious answers.

 

Inspired by their example, Edwin S. Clay III, president of the Virginia Library Association and Director of the Fairfax County Public Library, created an occasional column on Virginia facts that may require "ingenious answers" of the type favored by those 17th-century wags.

 

If you have a query, e-mail him at eclay0@fairfaxcounty.gov.

 

Fairfax County Public Library staff Patricia Bangs, Lois Kirkpatrick and MaryAnn Sheehan assist in the writing, editing and research of the column.