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President
George Bush: Authorize the National Security Agency
to listen to the Psychic Hotline phones for
homeland-security advice.
Vice
President Dick Cheney: Trade in the iPod for lessons
in humility and reasons for serving in public
office.
Democratic
National Committee chair Howard Dean: Stop your
political rhetoric and the defeatist remarks, and
please start supporting the troops in
Iraq.
Congressman
Tom DeLay: It's your last chance to use the
get-out-of-jail-free card.
U.S.
Sen. John Warner: Wake up, and smell the Ben Gay on your brain...
U.S.
Rep. Bob Goodlatte: Stop wasting time, and halt the
invasion of illegal immigrants in
Virginia
U.S.
Sen. George Allen: Run Coach, Run! For U.S.
president...
Virginia
Gov. Mark Warner: Bleached-blonde governors never
fade, they just dye away playing second fiddle to
Hilary Clinton!
Former
governor Jim Gilmore: Running for U.S. Senate?
"Oooh, come on Jimbo, quit pulling our
legs!"
Republican
lieutenant-governor nomination candidate Sean
Connaughton: Run Sean, Run! For U.S.
Senate.
Former
Virginia
attorney
general Jerry Kilgore: Write a book. Suggested title:
I Could Have Been a Contender.
Gov.-elect
Tim Kaine: Don't mollycoddle about and become
diagnosed as another attention-deficit- disorder
Democrat!
Lt.
Gov.-elect Bill Bolling: Lieutenant governors are
powerless other than presiding over the Senate. It's
time for conservative leader to break the mold and
rule the unruly Republican roost of tax-hikers and
nanny-state lovers.
Sen.
John H. Chichester, R-Stafford: Absolutely not! No
way, no how - to any
Virginia
transportation tax hikes!
Attorney
General Bob McDonnell: Conservative social values
need to defended and become the law of the land.
Sen.
Emmett Hanger, R-Mount Solon: If you join the
tax-and-spend Democratic Party, the Blue Dog will
become a Republican.
Sen.
Mark Obenshain, R-Harrisonburg: Library porn-filter
legislation is paramount - protect our children.
Virginia
GOP chair Kate Obenshain Griffin: Keep on smiling!
Denial is a good thing in politics.
Del.
Robert G. Marshall, R-Prince William: Hire
ex-delegate Dick Black as your legislative aide.
Del.
Steve Landes, R-Weyers
Cave: Keep the
'Pub House troops in control, because more
legislation is not better.
Del.
Ben Cline, R-Rockbridge: "Cut Fish or
Bait" - and start first by eliminating
state-government spending.
Del.
Chris
Saxman, R-Staunton: Run Chris, Run! For statewide
office.
Del.
Matt Lohr, R-Harrisonburg: Club those liberal baby
seals in the General Assembly!
Virginia
Department
of Environmental Quality: The wholesale retirements
and resignations of many self-interested bureaucrats
working in the department is long overdue.
Virginia
Department of Transportation (a.k.a The Bottomless
Pit): Privatize the third-largest state-maintained
highway system in the country.
Blogflogging
Lowell Feld: Change the name of the RaisingKaine.com
web log to DamageControl.com.
Local
city and county government officials: Advocate a
forward-thinking and visionary Rail Solution, not
the Halliburton-STAR
Solutions
bureaucratic consortium for I-81, and start
preserving our quality of life.
Virginia
Republican Party: Rebuild and retool the
conservative leg of the Republican Party before it's
too late.
Virginia
Democratic
Party: Appoint the disappointed attorney-general
candidate, Creigh Deeds, as the next party chairman
- he's a good person.
Blue
Dog Tales columnist
Steve Sisson: Hope for the nest! It's the family
motto.
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January 16, 2006
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